Denise Welch has so got the hots for Micheal Madson
 

thats what all the fuss is about, he,s not fauning all over her,she,s allways sat next to him on the sofa like a lovesick puppy

I'm not sure what the deal is with her tbh but according to the guy on bots she's cornered him and been talking at him for over an hour :laugh:

She is definitely a bit moist for him.

Ewwww Jords FFS :laugh:

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THIS IS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF DENISE TRIED IT OUTSIDE THE HOUSE

:hugesmile:carnt say as I blame her he,s a bit of alright:blush2:

Limerick time.

As Denise stared at Michael in bed
tons of dirty thoughts ran through her head
i'll do him right now
said the dirty old cow
as she played with her baked bean in bed.

I don't find Michael handsome,but I do find him very funny and he doesn't intend to be,which is why I like him and would be happy for him to win.

Denise isn't stupid, she knows there are some very good looking young girls in there who would get airtime over her. She also knows that all these arguments with Michael will give her the airtime she probably wouldn't get otherwise.

i want to like denise but everytime i watch her and madsen alone she goes on a rant and won't let him speak....shes pissed hes not asking about her life but hes not exactly a chatty cathy and thats not his style anyway....im amazed hes still trying to joke around with her after the way she comes at him. c'mon denise....let michael be michael!

I'm not even sure it is that she fancies him, I think she's so full of her own self importance that she cannot understand or comprehend how he is not interested in her, such is her massive ego - and she cares not for how much of an arse she is making of herself. her fondness for the drink overides her desire to have any pride or dignity in herself.

Watch this....... ranting away again with Michael being the poor target once again.

Omg I feel sorry for Michael really..he doesn't deserve to be her permanent target!

'.....end of' ha..bet it isn't

Whatever is the matter with her, why doesnt she leave him alone!

She's obsessed with him

what a boring ignorant sexist bunny boiler

Of course she does, hes got a pulse and a penis

Actually, I think SHE does, too!

I wouldnt be shocked !! :joker:

You credit her with too many brain cells - that is the ones not already killed off by alcohol:idc:

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