Amazing jokes
 

What did the Iranian president say when he didn't like his food?

Ah my dinner bad.

pretty much the next billy connelly

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Amazing indeed, will remember this one

only one amazing joke. thread title is misleading.

you can post your own amazing jokes, but I'm afraid they might be a little less amazing then that

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I'm terrible at understanding jokes and telling them. No sense of humour :tongue:

What did Zee say to a black guy?

"I hate you because of your skin colour".

A doctor who fan proposes to his girlfriend........

two spiders meet walking towards each other, one says 'hi bill! long time no see, How are you?
The other replies ' im grand fred thanks, I heard you moved...Where are you living now?'
The first shouts 'I'M NOT TELLING YOU YA B@STARD!!..YOU'LL NICK ME WASHING!!

What's orange and always angry?

kizzy can you stop getting me to email B at Stard!!..You please?

Whats brown and sticky?

Why did Shaun cross the road?

Race hate

Novo

Why did Zee change his clothes?

He touched a Filipino girl accidentally in an elevator and spent the entire walk home trying not to vomit

I'm ashamed to say I actually laughed at that. :laugh:

..that's more of a true story

...children tell me silly jokes all the time..like..'what do you call a man with seagulls on his head..Cliff'...I'm actually starting to find them funny now

My dad used to tell me lots of jokes like that when I was a kid :laugh:

What do you call a man with dirt on his head?

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

What do you call a man with a toilet on his head?

What do you call a man with leaves on his head?

What do you call a woman with a radiator on her head?

What do you call a man with a scratch on his face?


I can't remember any more atm.

You ruined the greatest joke of all time :bored:


What do call an Italian with a rubber toe?

:joker:

What do you call a woman standing in between two houses?