I just came for sex.
 

I was informed upon arrival I would recieve sexual services from a "Scott".

Any ETA on that, guys? This place smells weird and I don't deal well with pink dancing elephants. Christ, like, why is that a default smiley... Is it really in that common usage?

None of this was a good idea, oh God, what have I done.

I welcome your arrival and promptly call you "God". :worship:

:joker:

Welcome aboard I will contact Scott that you have arrived and are awaiting your BJ.

:elephant:

I wouldn't bother with Scott. He's not worth the wait. 30 second wonder I call him

I hadn't even got hard yet. :bored:

The site could become This is Bollo's Brothel :amazed:

You work fast.


Harsh

Well, now that the gang's all here... Y'all got real purdy lips.

:amazed:

-is genuinely a bit aroused-

Harsh but true my friend. Harsh but true.

Scott is unfortunately a premature ejaculater. It was running down my leg before he even penetrated.

Has Tibb become a red light district overnight? :shocked:

I just came for sex.
 

Isn't that the whole point ......... ;)

oh.... Welcome !

Plug DJ has become TIBB's waiting room for new members

This.

Welcome new stranger

Welcome, I hope you enjoy the forum and the sex but don't get your hopes up. Scott is a very disappointing shag.

:joker:

i love this place.

I concur.

This thread has all Scott exes! :joker:

hello and welcome
you do know a forum penis is much smaller in real life

:laugh2:

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb...9x6to1_250.gif

Are you an ex too, MrLec? :suspect::tongue:

If Scott brought another guy along, promising him sex, I feel like sloppy-seconds. :hmph:

:joker::joker::joker::joker: