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Shaun 12-08-2013 02:27 PM

Which would you rather be in a fist fight with?
 
Just replaying Far Cry 3 lol~


Tregard 12-08-2013 03:22 PM

The shark, without a doubt. Provided of course I won't drown.

http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/imag...5814182780.png

Jessica. 12-08-2013 03:39 PM

GypsyGoth, because she would be too nice to harm me.

Glenn. 12-08-2013 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Jessica. (Post 6277610)
GypsyGoth, because she would be too nice to harm me.

:joker:

Joelle. 12-08-2013 03:42 PM

If I'm going to die in a fist fight, I'd like it to be against a tiger :love:

Shaun 12-08-2013 03:43 PM

lucas the most likely to die I see

Tregard 12-08-2013 03:44 PM

Is the shark I'm fighting the one in Wolfy's leg?

Black Dagger 12-08-2013 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 6277624)
lucas the most likely to die I see

OMG.. I'd charm it into giving me a hug, then kick it right in his bollocks!

Then I'd run.

Withano 12-08-2013 04:26 PM

I voted tigers cos I heard they were only likely to kill women but I just Googled that and now I think I might have dreamt it

Jesus. 12-08-2013 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Withano (Post 6277763)
I voted tigers cos I heard they were only likely to kill women but I just Googled that and now I think I might have dreamt it

http://i.imgur.com/IHEwd.gif

Verbal 12-08-2013 04:40 PM

I'd set the bear on the tiger and whichever one won I would throw in the sea to fight the shark

Withano 12-08-2013 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by CynicalHermit (Post 6277795)
I'd set the bear on the tiger and whichever one won I would throw in the sea to fight the shark

But then they'd eat each others powers and you'd have to fight a shark with the agility of a tiger and the ferociousness of a bear. You'd have to fight a shearger.

Verbal 12-08-2013 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Withano (Post 6277895)
But then they'd eat each others powers and you'd have to fight a shark with the agility of a tiger and the ferociousness of a bear. You'd have to fight a shearger.

Wasnt that a racehorse? :joker:

Withano 12-08-2013 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by CynicalHermit (Post 6277918)
Wasnt that a racehorse? :joker:

Possibly, maybe they're good at disguises too. We're all ****ed.

Livia 13-08-2013 10:36 AM

The shark. Because there's no way I'd ever be in water anywhere where they might be a shark, so he'd get old and die waiting for me.

Smithy 13-08-2013 10:39 AM

I remember reading once that if you're in a fight with a tiger just shove your arm right down it's throat (you might loose the arm but the tiger will choke)

Smithy 13-08-2013 10:39 AM

I think

Z 13-08-2013 10:39 AM

I chose GypsyGoth because I've been waiting to teach her a lesson for years now.

Z 13-08-2013 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 6280677)
I remember reading once that if you're in a fight with a tiger just shove your arm right down it's throat (you might loose the arm but the tiger will choke)

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Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 6280678)
I think

I think you're going to lose an arm if you're not very sure what you're doing, then

Smithy 13-08-2013 10:41 AM

aren't you meant to stick your fingers up a lions anus to stop it attacking you, or was that a tiger

I might have them confused

Z 13-08-2013 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 6280685)
aren't you meant to stick your fingers up a lions anus to stop it attacking you, or was that a tiger

I might have them confused

Ah yes, that old chestnut

Jesus. 13-08-2013 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 6280685)
aren't you meant to stick your fingers up a lions anus to stop it attacking you, or was that a tiger

I might have them confused

That's what happens if you get survival advice from Scott.

Livia 13-08-2013 11:07 AM

I think the fingers up the anus thing is for when Millwall supporters are attacking you. Imagine the surprise...

Z 13-08-2013 11:07 AM

Might work better if you tried that on a bear, Smithy, if you know what I mean

Jesus. 13-08-2013 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smithy (Post 6280677)
I remember reading once that if you're in a fight with a tiger just shove your arm right down it's throat (you might loose the arm but the tiger will choke)

Does this have any long term affect on the tiger, or is it armless?


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