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You Won’t Believe What Was In Her McDonald’s Mayo ‘The Texture Was Familiar’.

A Michigan woman was in disgust last week when she ate at a local McDonald’s. Lisa McDowell, 31, was having lunch with her friends when she decided to order a McChicken sandwich. She was halfway through with her sandwich when she noticed an extra clump of mayonnaise on the side of the bun. She licked it off, tasted it and immediately realized things were not right. “I’m not gonna lie,” McDowell said. “On Birthdays and holidays I give my man a little something extra in the bedroom, you know? So when I licked the mayo off of the bun, the texture was familiar.”* McDowell immediately called over the manager who denied the allegations, so she contacted the local health department. They sent the “mayo” remains off for testing and the results were positive for 2 different types of semen. To make matters worse, in the following days, *McDowell woke with a giant red rash on the corner of her mouth. The rash spread and *developed into severe blisters. The doctor was able to verify that she had contracted the herpes virus, which she claims was a result of her tainted McChicken. The manager confirmed that two employees were fired as a result of her allegations and the positive semen test results. The manager of the McDonald’s also added, “We can’t always keep an eye on our employee’s conduct. We can only hope, during the interview process, that we are able to hire employees that meet our companies standards.”
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Originally Posted by Salman! (Post 6861270) The manager confirmed that two employees were fired as a result of her allegations and the positive semen test results.The manager of the McDonald’s also added, “We can’t always keep an eye on our employee’s conduct. We can only hope, during the interview process, that we are able to hire employees that meet our companies standards.” http://dailybuzzlive.com/archives/7333

Originally Posted by Jay. (Post 6861281) I am dying at 'The Texture Was Familiar’. :joker:

Originally Posted by Daniel_ (Post 6861277) :umm2: I was gonna have a mcdonalds today aswell :umm2:

Originally Posted by Cherie (Post 6861285) :joker: and given it was only Birthdays and holidays she has a good memory.

Originally Posted by Jay. (Post 6861288) Thank god she gives her man a little something extra in the bedroom or she would have eaten it all :joker:

Originally Posted by Cherie (Post 6861293) I don't like this kind of story it gives people ideas :yuk:

Originally Posted by Salman! (Post 6861294) I just had mcdonalds an hour ago lol

Originally Posted by Ammi (Post 6861295) ...do you mean to contaminate food Cherie..?..

Originally Posted by Drew. (Post 6861300) Good lord poor girl