Diarrhoea filled pub toilet pan to the full
 

I don't drink but I was out last night for a walk with a friend, and she felt like she needed to use the toilet. There were no public toilets around so she used a pub's toilets.

I thought since we have three miles more to walk, that I'd use the toilet too. I didn't want a 'no.2', but I always use toilet cubicles, as I don't like standing there in the urinals - makes me self-conscious. :smug::joker:

Anyway, I went in one cubicle and I'm not kidding you, whoever was in there last had diarrhoea because the whole toilet pan was full up with you-know-what. It was disgusting.:fist: There was no toilet paper either so I assumed the guy had shat himself and was unable to wipe his botty.:joker:

How appalling.:joker:

Sorry if you're eating your tea. :p:joker:

I'd have called the police on you both

:joker::joker:

I hope you purchased something on the way out.

There was probably no toilet roll because he used it all to clean the flood up.

No.

Is this Alf's local?

It's worse than that, I'm eating a chocolate mousse!

It's usually on the walls in my local.

that's nothing compared to some of the things I saw as a student living in halls of residence. It scarred me for life

Gusto why are scared to use a urinal?

that’s really hot

jokes aside i’ve never seen anything like that in my local pub and the toilets there are pretty bad :laugh:

Did we need to know this

assumed this thread title was about Ed Sheeran

:laugh2:

You should change your local - urgh!

god i wish i were the sewage system

when you sat on the bog, did your peepee touch the diarrhoea?

One would assume he didn't get that far?

Oxtail soup.

I didn’t need this story in my life

https://i.imgur.com/BMdxkfP.gif

It was probably someone getting in some practice before exercising their new right to use Starbucks, Gusto. :laugh: