I feel like punching someone.
 

I don't want to shake your hand mate.

U ok Hun? X

This is exactly how Arthur Morgan got TB... just sayin'...

No I'm bloody not.

Fed up with being surrounded by morons.

Me in serious debates and news

So I am gathering that someone has offered Parm a handshake and he doesn't want to shake? Just call me Derek Acorah.

Tell em to eff off Parmy. Me don't want no covid virus.

I felt like grabbing his hand and pulling him towards me as I stuck my head into his nose.

violence is never the answer

Yes it effing is...you want some?

Sorry..x

But you could then Catch
Deadly Covid 19


So Settle Down.

Al take you out as well if you start.

One duck and a quick raise using the knee for power with a short right hander should do you.

Who else wants some..Let's Ave it.

Not Possible
big Fella

I can Kung Fu you Fast
to the ground
if I need to.

Well that might work...but you better get the first one in.

Wank Yourself Off

:skull:

Maybe I should.

I remember when I was maybe 19, me and a mate were stood outside a house party having a cheeky smoke, and noticed some old drunk bloke sneaking about the trees nearby looking at us... like he was trying to be stealth but really obvious... and when we asked if he was alright he was like "If you boys come at me, you'd better come feet first!!".

I'm getting those vibes here Parmy.

Surprised he didn't have a pair of steel cappped boots for gloves ts..

Im only kidding anyway, some muppet pissed me of before when I went out for my essentials.

He tried to shake my hand the drunken dick.

A guy once shook my hand with piss on his hand and I think it might be the angriest I've ever been.

Same ~ what a crap day its been here.

Dont you start on her!

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The other day my friend was drunk as **** and he tried to shake hands with a policeman, he kinda shook his head but my friend kept pestering him and eventually he agreed to touch elbows with him :skull:

That remindes.me of my first venture to Glasgow as a frEsh faced 14 yr old giving my dad a hand in the summer holidays cabling a new supermarket at maryhill.

Went for a **** and some dirty twat had smeared **** on the toilet door lock.

Have you tried meditation?