Joke Phone Names..
 

At work yesterday, we thought it would be funny to use joke names when we answer the phone.. we even got our boss involved..

Classic ones include

"Hello, Cat & Dog home, Jack Russell speaking"

and

"Hello, Forestry Commission, Theresa Green speaking"

we had a laugh coming up with more.. :laugh2:

Can you think of any..? :joker:

I can think of a few names to use but they are all rather rude. :whistle:

Go on Barry..... :thumbs:

At a party once we had karaoke. We gave the DJ a card with the name "Joanne Card". When the time came he was on the mic asking them "Joanne Card.....Anyone? Joanne Card". :laugh: I am not posting any others!

:shocked: Thats so rude Barry! :bored:

we once used teresa green!:bigsmile:

can teresa green please come to the phone!:dance2: get it tree's are green!:bigsmile:

I don't get it =/ lmao. Is it w****r?

D'ya wa.nk hard.

Oh wait! Is it do ya *beep* hard?

Tess Coses-Cheaper is still legendary for me!

Cracks me up everytime lol x

Ahh.... :D I get ittt loll.
Funneh. ^__^

Tree Surgeon - Tim Burr.

Ben Dover (an old one lol)

Or the irish man Phil McCrackin........

Phil McCracken - never gets old

EDIT : ^^^ beat me to it.

Snap! Lol

Tess Tickle

Mike Hunt :whistle:

Kills the fun of it but - http://www.101funjokes.com/funny_name.htm

:shocked: I wasn't going to post that one! :bigsmile:

Hello, Alcoholics anonymous, Jack Daniels speaking..

Hello, Drug Rehab centre, Ian Speed speaking.. (E & Speed)

Hello Scottish Tourist Board, Les Mahago speaking
(Lesmahago is a place in Scotland)

I used to like leaving messages for people in the office. "Liz called for you. Please call her back on....." and then add the phone number for Buckingham Palace.

lol

Hello, Riot Police, Kay Oss speaking

I am still trying to think of one that fits with the name Dick Tate.. lol

:laugh2:

Hello. Mr Chuck Spears calling.