Embarrassing Stories
 

COme on give us a laugh and brighten up this drab Autumn day..

What's your most embarrassing moment? :)

this just reminded me of thomas :bawling:

Aw.. how so?

Nobody going to 'fess up??

I've got a few, I'm quite a goofy person. You know, the type of guy who does typical embarrassing stuff, but not on his own.

-Hitting my ex girlfriend's brother in front of at least a hundred people thinking it was another guy she just met. I went to the toilets, when I got back, I saw her dancing with another guy, I started shouting then I hit him. That's how I learnt he actually was her brother. He and I are still friends even though I broke up with his sister.

-A friend of mine had a very horrible break up with his girlfriend. Before a party, a friend told me what happened and told me to shut up because the ex-girlfriend will be at this party too along with my friend, so no one will get upset.
GUESS WHO THE HELL OPENED HIS MOUTH ?? No one was talking (because we could all sense the atmosphere) then I said "Oh wow, I completely forgot you broke up like 2 days ago? How do you feel? It must be horrible. I remember my break up, that was nasty" I thought I was going to get hung.

-The usual pigeon **** on the shoulder. I was hanging out one night with my friends. I wore this awesome Calvin Klein black shirt my dad bought me. I met a nice girl I wanted to spend time with. Didn't a pigeon **** on my shoulder while I was talking to her?

Lol! :laugh:

The bird **** one is always embarrassing isn't it??

That was so embarrassing yet hilarious. The girl was like "omgz roflolz" :joker:

I can't think of a bird ever ****ting on me..It did happen to my Grandma in the town centre when I was with her once.. I was at the age when everything on earth embarrasses you! :blush:

Hey Lee - you're not allowed to ask such open questions without a self -disclosure first...........dish the dirt on yourself :hugesmile:

Haha agreed :D

You know, normally loads of embarrassing things happen to me, but i can't for the life of me think of single incidents...I just know I'm a total idiot who bad things happen to :S

I will think, should have something by tonight :eek:

well i called christopher robin in winnie the pooh chris the bell.

Ermm at a gig one time, i saw someone i knew, so i ran towards them and i fell on my face, i felt retarded.

Haha.. I actually can't think of anything. There's bound to be loads though! :laugh:

I do things all the time that are embarrassing. Probably even more so for the person I'm with.

I remember this once when I was getting off the bus I got caught onto something and everyone was waiting in a massive line just for me to undo it and walk forward.

Another time I pulled this girl's trousers down. Yeah I know it sounds dodgy but it was just for a joke yet I well got into trouble for it LOL. Think she was close to crying too though.

And I always fall up the stairs or trip over my own feet I know which sounds weird. Not really sure how it happens either D:

Friend of a friend was having sex in the disabled toilets in the Trafford Centre (classy), pulled the red cord and the OAP help brigade turned up and opened the door within a minute :laugh2:

I fall upstairs ALL the time. I did it at work once, but luckily noone noticed.

I have however, fell down a really high pair of stairs...you know the ones that go in a spiral? Well, it felt like i was falling for about 10 minutes, though it cant have actually been that long. When I stopped, I stood up and the whole bar started clapping :blush2:

:joker:

I was playing hockey when I stood on my tracksuit bottoms and the entire right leg ripped off! :joker:

Oh aye. The old friend of a friend story :p

You sure? :laugh:

Trafford Centre toilets are rank, train station ones after night out are more up my street :blush2:

Yea once I was walking with my friend, pigeon did to me.
I bought a lottery ticket the week I thought I might be lucky, but numbers did not come.:bawling:

I have a quite few embarrassing moments but, happyland, you first!.:D

Erm.. I'm going to work in a minute, so I promise I will have a think :D

Snowflake the albino gorilla threw its sh!t at me.
A monkey tried to piss on me.
A goose bit my fingers.
I almost died choking on a single Coco Pop. In fact I've probably had a near death experience with every food imaginable, A Muller yogurt just last week.
I've fallen over on ice, in paddling pools, ponds, down stairs.
Cricket ball to the testicles.
Football to the face.
Basketball broke my thumb the week before work experience.
I was at Giraffe and got too distracted watching Felicity Kendall on the table opposite so ended up eating my napkin.
I poured lots of sugar on my bacon butty thinking it was salt.
Vommed all over my mates in a cab.
When I worked at a shop I had to ask people if they wanted any 'Stocking fillers' but instead askled some woman if she wanted 'Focking stillers'.
Lots more... :(

i fell down the school stairs when i was going home from school the once.

I have many too Vicks, but here is one which is preying on my mind because of upcoming trip.........

I'm going to Germany next week to stay with a couple who are getting married (invited to wedding, staying in their house all week as they are not going on honeymoon - spent all money on big wedding)

Last time I went to Germany was to see a male pal then go watch Bundesliga, staying at his house. At Edinburgh airport I had McDonalds. When I arrived in city, was met from the train by his partner and kids - her kids wanted to go to McDonalds. Out later that evening we had McDonalds.

1 McDonalds at best of times does funny stuff to my insides. 3 McDonalds + shedloads of dark German beer was not lying well. I was soooooooooo scared I'd poo on my mate's spare bed in sleep so went to toilet and literally peed out my bum for ages. Then sat there long enough I fell asleep on the the pan!

He had to work next day, so came in for morning ablutions hours later (so drunk I'd forgotten to lock the bathroom door) to find me snoring on toilet sat down.

B' stard took several digi photos before waking me up and threatening to send them to all the folks we know in 6 European countries!

Hope I don't do this on the wedding night!

Haha Ian :joker:

I would have died :eek:

Mine was **** compared to everyone elses, It's well annoying, Stuff like this happens to me all the time but as soon as you ask me I forget. Typical.

Actually, they are coming back to me slowly.

I was once kegged at school (for those who dont know...a 'funny' thing to do to others, pulling their trousers down) on the one day I had gone commando :laugh:

somebody kicked the toilet door down on me at school the once.

and somebody tried to strangle me aswell at school.

You poor b@stard lol. There's always something dodgy about McDonalds. I took a bite out of a Chicken Legend and it sprayed me in the face somehow and I was drenched. My boss was sat next to me when it happened

Oh your time will come lol. Clothes rippage is always a novelty ;)

I actually dropped my boxers in the changing room once.

lmfao I did that to someone!

I mean I pushed a door in on someone at the toilet, I don't strangle people.

well the both that done that to me got exspelled.

and somebody tried to cut my finger off with a pair of sissors in year 2.

Think of the movie Trainspotting - at least I did it in the toilet!

Lol, primary school dramas always ended with scissor threats

I have never actually watched trainspotting.

I have also luckily never had a poo related incident. Though the rest make up for it :laugh:

D: That's a bit too far lol.

And lmao. Oh I also remember there was this kid who lives in America now, but he was like really geeky and everything and had no friends, I told him to cut his hair once and he did. There was this massive piece missing from the side of his head, and apparently he had this horrible stepmum. Was scared for ages she'd find out and come and hunt me down or something. She never did though :D It was in yr8 I think.

Not even a thing yet but I'm panicking..........at this wedding next week I'm wearing a kilt. I'm totally rubbish at remembering how do do-up at the straps n buckles that hold the heavy thing in place. Nprnally @ Scottish weddings the guys help each other get dressed in wedding party for this. But I'll be alone and trying myself.

I was saying to Naimh, I can easily see mr kilt landing on my ankles when I'm dancing with bride's auntie!!!! Traditional Scottish - you know what that means......0

Naimh said "remember to post pics in MtM". I did answer that could be Meet the Member :hugesmile:

In trainspotting the book and movie - Spud falls unconcious in his gf's bed at her parents' house. Wakes in morning to find he's crapped the bed, goes to take the sheets to washing machine to find the fanily sittlng have breakfast.

Her mum thinks it's just pee problem so pulls sheets from his arms and all of the family get covered in diahorrea splatters! Funny book and movie. Watch it sometime..