[Lee.]

COme on give us a laugh and brighten up this drab Autumn day..

What's your most embarrassing moment?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

this just reminded me of thomas

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by simonsays

this just reminded me of thomas

Aw.. how so?

[Lee.]

Nobody going to 'fess up??

[Captain.Remy]

I've got a few, I'm quite a goofy person. You know, the type of guy who does typical embarrassing stuff, but not on his own.

-Hitting my ex girlfriend's brother in front of at least a hundred people thinking it was another guy she just met. I went to the toilets, when I got back, I saw her dancing with another guy, I started shouting then I hit him. That's how I learnt he actually was her brother. He and I are still friends even though I broke up with his sister.

-A friend of mine had a very horrible break up with his girlfriend. Before a party, a friend told me what happened and told me to shut up because the ex-girlfriend will be at this party too along with my friend, so no one will get upset.
GUESS WHO THE HELL OPENED HIS MOUTH ?? No one was talking (because we could all sense the atmosphere) then I said "Oh wow, I completely forgot you broke up like 2 days ago? How do you feel? It must be horrible. I remember my break up, that was nasty" I thought I was going to get hung.

-The usual pigeon **** on the shoulder. I was hanging out one night with my friends. I wore this awesome Calvin Klein black shirt my dad bought me. I met a nice girl I wanted to spend time with. Didn't a pigeon **** on my shoulder while I was talking to her?

[Lee.]

Lol!

The bird **** one is always embarrassing isn't it??

[Captain.Remy]

Originally Posted by happyland

Lol!

The bird **** one is always embarrassing isn't it??

That was so embarrassing yet hilarious. The girl was like "omgz roflolz"

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Captain.Remy

That was so embarrassing yet hilarious. The girl was like "omgz roflolz"

I can't think of a bird ever ****ting on me..It did happen to my Grandma in the town centre when I was with her once.. I was at the age when everything on earth embarrasses you!

[Claymores]

Hey Lee - you're not allowed to ask such open questions without a self -disclosure first...........dish the dirt on yourself

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Claymores

Hey Lee - you're not allowed to ask such open questions without a self -disclosure first...........dish the dirt on yourself

Haha agreed

You know, normally loads of embarrassing things happen to me, but i can't for the life of me think of single incidents...I just know I'm a total idiot who bad things happen to :S

I will think, should have something by tonight

[Mystic Mock]

well i called christopher robin in winnie the pooh chris the bell.

[Twilight]

Ermm at a gig one time, i saw someone i knew, so i ran towards them and i fell on my face, i felt retarded.

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Claymores

Hey Lee - you're not allowed to ask such open questions without a self -disclosure first...........dish the dirt on yourself

Haha.. I actually can't think of anything. There's bound to be loads though!

[Stacey.]

I do things all the time that are embarrassing. Probably even more so for the person I'm with.

I remember this once when I was getting off the bus I got caught onto something and everyone was waiting in a massive line just for me to undo it and walk forward.

Another time I pulled this girl's trousers down. Yeah I know it sounds dodgy but it was just for a joke yet I well got into trouble for it LOL. Think she was close to crying too though.

And I always fall up the stairs or trip over my own feet I know which sounds weird. Not really sure how it happens either

[Tom]

Friend of a friend was having sex in the disabled toilets in the Trafford Centre (classy), pulled the red cord and the OAP help brigade turned up and opened the door within a minute

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Stacey.x

And I always fall up the stairs or trip over my own feet I know which sounds weird. Not really sure how it happens either

I fall upstairs ALL the time. I did it at work once, but luckily noone noticed.

I have however, fell down a really high pair of stairs...you know the ones that go in a spiral? Well, it felt like i was falling for about 10 minutes, though it cant have actually been that long. When I stopped, I stood up and the whole bar started clapping

[Stacey.]

Originally Posted by Tom

Friend of a friend was having sex in the disabled toilets in the Trafford Centre (classy), pulled the red cord and the OAP help brigade turned up and opened the door within a minute

[BBfan46]

I was playing hockey when I stood on my tracksuit bottoms and the entire right leg ripped off!

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Tom

Friend of a friend was having sex in the disabled toilets in the Trafford Centre (classy), pulled the red cord and the OAP help brigade turned up and opened the door within a minute

Oh aye. The old friend of a friend story

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by Tom

Friend of a friend was having sex in the disabled toilets in the Trafford Centre (classy), pulled the red cord and the OAP help brigade turned up and opened the door within a minute

You sure?

[Tom]

Trafford Centre toilets are rank, train station ones after night out are more up my street

[sooty]

Originally Posted by happyland

I can't think of a bird ever ****ting on me..It did happen to my Grandma in the town centre when I was with her once.. I was at the age when everything on earth embarrasses you!

Yea once I was walking with my friend, pigeon did to me.
I bought a lottery ticket the week I thought I might be lucky, but numbers did not come.

I have a quite few embarrassing moments but, happyland, you first!.

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by sooty

Yea once I was walking with my friend, pigeon did to me.
I bought a lottery ticket the week I thought I might be lucky, but numbers did not come.



I have a quite few embarrassing moments but, happyland, you first!.

Erm.. I'm going to work in a minute, so I promise I will have a think

[Mac Hiavellian]

Snowflake the albino gorilla threw its sh!t at me.
A monkey tried to piss on me.
A goose bit my fingers.
I almost died choking on a single Coco Pop. In fact I've probably had a near death experience with every food imaginable, A Muller yogurt just last week.
I've fallen over on ice, in paddling pools, ponds, down stairs.
Cricket ball to the testicles.
Football to the face.
Basketball broke my thumb the week before work experience.
I was at Giraffe and got too distracted watching Felicity Kendall on the table opposite so ended up eating my napkin.
I poured lots of sugar on my bacon butty thinking it was salt.
Vommed all over my mates in a cab.
When I worked at a shop I had to ask people if they wanted any 'Stocking fillers' but instead askled some woman if she wanted 'Focking stillers'.
Lots more...

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Stacey.x

I do things all the time that are embarrassing. Probably even more so for the person I'm with.

I remember this once when I was getting off the bus I got caught onto something and everyone was waiting in a massive line just for me to undo it and walk forward.

Another time I pulled this girl's trousers down. Yeah I know it sounds dodgy but it was just for a joke yet I well got into trouble for it LOL. Think she was close to crying too though.

And I always fall up the stairs or trip over my own feet I know which sounds weird. Not really sure how it happens either

i fell down the school stairs when i was going home from school the once.