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Most drunken/wasted state you've ever been in
I'm watching 'Booze Britain' and the state some are in is scary :shocked: But saying that my worst state nearly killed me when I leapt for a taxi and literally landed infront of it
So, share. Whats the worst thing, funniest thing, funniest thing you've witnessed or just most memorable (or maybe not - you may have been told) that you have done under some influence? |
Urrrgghhh I've started having cringe worthy flashbacks and have fallen into a spiral of shame, damn you Kerry! :laugh:
Erm, probably when I went to an 18th birthday that had a free bar at someone's home - everyone was drinking the entire night until they went home. I don't remember getting into my house. I apparently made out with some girl for no apparent reason on the dance floor in front of lots of people, thankfully I know none of them/don't remember any of them, or making out with the girl in question. At least I didn't know her, it would have been worse if I had I'd imagine... Anyway, because I was so drunk and had my camera, I was taking pictures as you can imagine, but the people there I did know were generally people from school I didn't speak to - so I spent the whole night taking pictures of people that didn't know/like me and wouldn't even stop to speak to if I saw them in the street, then I got a taxi home with my friend (I do remember being in a taxi but not getting in or out of it) and woke up the next morning still drunk from the night before. I then discovered my parents had been woken up by my feeble attempt to get into the house, came downstairs and had to put me to bed and I had no money on me when I'd had a £20 note on me the night before. I assumed I paid for the taxi with it and didn't think anything more of it. Turns out I gave the £20 to my friend and got out of the taxi about 10 minutes away from my house, so God knows how long it actually took me to walk home - and it also turns out there were another two people in the taxi and the three of them went back to my friend's flat and had a threesome. I fourth wheeled, gave £20 away, had to be put to bed, played paparazzi to people I dislike and made out with a stranger in front of lots of people. I've still never had a hangover. :D |
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I keep getting a flashback of a fight I had. I've had two fights I think in my entire life but one I was steaming. It was Euro '96 and Summer obviously and I'd been drinking most of the day. All I had on was a summer dress and in the fight it um.... exposed me :joker: |
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One time I was having just a random party after work...having my own house was still a novelty then so I had a houseful at all times, even when I was at work, my house was full for when I got back...anyways. The night ended up ina game of strip spin the bottle, which everyone ended up naked, then progressed to normal spin the bottle during which I had a 3 way snog with a gay mate and my best female friend...then it all went a bit wrong, the bottle got spun into a table leg and the top smashed. But we thought it would be fine to carry on. It gets a bit hazy for me round about then but apparently the broken bottle was spun and went into my mates toe and gashed it open on my new cream carpet, I pushed him into the kitchen and tried to stop the bleeding with a sock...then when we realised he was losing too much blood we rang the paramedics. meanwhile, we all decided that it would be a good idea to play with nutella...it ended up in some strange places...and then (and dont think less of me for this, I was young D: ) we kinda played with the blood (the guy who it came from joined in too, he wasnt dead or anything) then the paramedics turned up to a house with about 10 naked people covered in nutella and blood. God knows what they must have thought...patched him up, he didnt need hospital...I dont even think it was as bad as it seemed. I think i passed out about ten mins later :/
Another time, just before I moved to greece, I obviously had a leaving party. A lot of drink was involved and I ended up nearly ****ing my very very gay mate in front of his boyfriend...in my defense he kinda seduced me but still. He was literally pulled off me by another friend. Another time, on Es and god knows what else... aswell as drink we were getting a bit wild, and the neighbour (who was a complete bitch and played music literally full blast 24/7) had the cheek to turn up and ask me to turn the music down, which I did against everyones wishes...stupid me. She then came back and decided I should turn it off totally, so naturally I told her to piss off. She then turned back up with a knife D: Kicked the crap out of her in the hallway and put her in my garden. Then fell asleep. I assume she went home as she wasnt there when I woke up :/ I used to have some pretty wild times when I was younger, in a way I kinda miss it. My life is so boring now :bored: |
VICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shocked:
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Vicky!!!! :lovedup: :D amazing!!
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I used to be a bit of a nutter :p |
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*needs more drink for tomorrow* ......... |
LOL. Remembering that story made me check my old myspace...
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Anyhoo, bed for me shortly I think. Up to cook roast pork soon, nom
Thanks for the giggles :D Night nutters. Keep the stories coming :p x |
I have never tasted alcohol, never mind gotten drunk.
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Erm, had total blackouts of night, been sick and all that. But never had alcohol poisioning or been in Hospital, so can't have hit it that bad.
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One funny thing I saw.
We all used to have after pub house party's at a friends house out in the countryside. 2 off my mates used to take it in turn to drive the other one home whenever they asked for a lift, as long as it was their turn to drive they would take the other. One night one wanted to go, but the designated driver refused. So here was I popping outside for a bit of fresh air to be met by one mate squatting down on the others car windscreen squeezing a giant turd out. Funniest thing I've ever seen. |
the last time I got drunk was probably the worst. I fell over on the floor and couldnt get up then I couldn't find my friend for 5 mins so I thought she was dead and went into hysterics for the rest of the night.
not as bad as some of the nights on here D: but I've not been drunk that often. well drunk so that I'm absolutely off my face drunk |
when i was 14 on holiday cuz i could get served i got so drunk i lost control of all bodily functions :(
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Most I've ever drunk in 1 night is 2 bottles of smirnoff ice, hardcore. - obviously I was not drunk haha!
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Probably when we were all in Newquay after GCSE's, I was already quite drunk and then found myself in the caravan with a group of guys who did quite a lot of weed. I was friends with them but I had never really done the stuff before. The first couple of spliffs I had with them was fine but then they got their homemade bong out and I didnt handle that very well. I just staggered out the caravan and lay down in some mud throwing up. Found my way back to my caravan and got in and just passed out. I woke in the night at one point and thought I was in someone elses place so I stood up and ran out, only realising after I'd run a little way that it had been my own. What was annoying was that 3 of my friends staying there arrived back and they had 3 girls with them and I remember flailing my arms around punching them while they were trying to strip me :laugh:
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I've only been drunk 4 times,most drunk I ever got was at my house party in July. I burst into tears for no reason,was telling everyone I loved them,spelling words I was saying and proclaiming I wasn't drunk as I could spell,oh and I went up to Tesco! Only time I've ever got sick while drunk as well.
*reads everyone elses drunk stories* |
Well the first time I took Salvia I thought I was a brick in a tunnel for twenty minutes and that I could only think in 'left' and not 'right'. Whatever that meant. Felt like what I imagine apparating feels like in Harry Potter.
Aside from mind bending shamanic tools, I wouldn't apply the word 'wasted' to the state one finds themselves in after consuming vast amounts of Marijuana considering you are still in control of yourself but they are my most favourite times. Just the insane topics of convorsation that tend to pop up. We once spent an hour and a half coming up with an idea for a theme park out my backyard consisting of nothing but intercrossing zip lines, run by the eponymous 'Posh Cheetah' character we also developed through convorsations like that. We also came up with a scenario where people suddenly found themselves getting stoned off roaches, so cardboard would be made illegal and everywhere you went negroes of the attitude persuasion would be 'hustling' you bits of cardboard from industrial grade right up to 'the good shit' [typically birthday or anniversary cards]. Beats the hell out of being wasted on booze, which just makes me feel ill these days. |
awww well 3 occassions come too mind cus i was equally over the top ****ed for all of them and never have been as bad as that
1) rory gallagher festival 2009..my first year camping..went up with just a little bottle of bulmers.. went to bed early the first night cus i was wrecked but promised myself id stay up all night the next night..basically spent the rest of the weekend getting/stealing drink off other people got sooo drunk the last thing i remember is finding a friend of mines sister and shouting her name..woke up in some randomers tent from donegal ..i was passed out right outside their tent and people kept tripping over me so they dragged me into their tent :joker: my friends told me i got carried by like 6 guys and thrown up and down by them while they chanted ''mclovin! mclovin! mclovin!'' and one of my other friends says she went to the water fountain thing and there was a massive queue and turns out it was cus i was passed out on it :laugh: 2)my friends party..well it was in her caravan :laugh: about 30 of us all packed into a tiny caravan..it was crazy..so much doob drink everything i was seriously wacked..dont rememeber much from that night at all heres a picture of me from it :laugh: Spoiler: bare in mind this is from like 4 years ago :laugh: anyway cant remember anything at all really..i had a lovely clean white shirt..went outside for about half a minute came back covered in muck and when eveeryone asked me how i get so dirty i hadnt a clue..appearantly i got in a fight with one of my friends and he ended up punching me and appearantly i made out with one my best friends but i cant remember annnnyything so it doesnt count 3)went out on was on Es ..drank a **** load..stayed up allll night and at 6am me and 2 other friends who were also whacked on Es decided it would be a good idea to walk to tesco to get orange juice from the house we were staying in..its like a 20 minute walk :laugh:..we stayed in tesco for a while with our orange juice for ages and aw it was just a messy night jaysus its like i wrote an essay:shocked: |
oh and like stu ..salvia..completely forgot about that
ive done it 3 times..first time i was convince there was a ghost following us ..2nd time i thought i was trapped on a clock in a big massive field and could see a friend of mine at 9 oclock but i was stuck on 3 oclock and i tried to save her but i couldnt and i ended up freaking out and then for the next few hours i was convinced everyone was staring at me but when i looked at them their faces would magically just instantly look away..and it felt like this lasted for hours but really it was only 10 mins..crazy ****..3rd time the whole world went slanted it was pretty cool |
Jesus you really do look like McLovin in that picture.
E's and amphetamines are horible for putting you places you really don't need to be at 6 in the morning because you just can't sleep. Have had a few Tesco experiences too. We spent about an hour one time popping our head in the kitchen behind the doughnuts harrasing them to hurry up and get the fresh bread out. Got thrown out of Tesco's and the only place open outside was a locksmiths where we thought that nothing would beat getting each other keys cut for a communal bonding experience. It dawned on us a few hours later what an amazingly stupid idea that was so we mutually agreed to return keys to their rightful owner. Out of four keys I got that day to my own door I'm down to the one. |
haha yeh not any more tho ive finally grown up :laugh:
aw that sounds hilarious :joker::joker: |
I actually don't even know where to start! :D
I can say though that I have never been brought home by the police, been in a fight or damged anything/anybody whilst in a mess, but god we used to have some wild times! I once woke up face down on the beach in Tenerife, party gear on, in broad daylight with families etc stepping disainfully over me! Turns out I wasn't even in my own resort, I didn't have any money and it was about 90 degrees. Took a bit of an adventure to first of all find out where I was and then get back to my own resort. My sister near enough killed me when I finally got back to our apartment about 3 hours later (wearing a fetching free pair of jeans some looky looky man gave me out of pity!) |
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oh sorry, i mean boring. |
I've only been completely wasted a handful of times, the first being at my 21st birthday party when someone thought it would be funny to spike my drink. I remember I threw up all over my then boyfriend, then passed out for the rest of the night!
On another occasion when I was on holiday in Spain we had a wine tasting excursion, visting various vineyards and tasting their wares. Not being a big drinker, I was totally legless by early afternoon, and had to be carried off the coach and unceremoniously dumped in my hotel room where I lay in a drunken stupor for the next 24 hours! But probably the most embarrassing episode was one New Year's Eve when I got so out of it I decided to kiss every guy between Leicester Square and Whitehall including several policemen! Usually though I hate the sensation of being drunk and I don't understand why people set out for the night with the specific intention of getting legless - it has to be the worst feeling in the world. |
I can't remember the night except for being sick on the way back, it went something like;
step..step..step...vomit...sit down on the wall...step step step... vomit.. and so on. Must have taken me ages to get back, and I was walking along a main road so I think a lot of people may have seen me, and apparently I got back at around 10:30pm. LOL - I laugh now but I felt like I was dying for days afterwards. I drunk vodka like it was water. Never again. |
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Anyways, after coming up (which I still now think is the best feeling I have ever had/will ever have in my life) I spent half an hour thanking the fire for keeping me warm, then decided to wake everyone else up and tell them to 'look at my gorgeous eyes, I look like bambi' and then a couple of them went back to sleep, the rest got up and took theirs, and we ended up 'inventing' things...like a pavement that when you fell over, it tuned like sponge and bounced you back up and things like that :D |
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haha that sounds hilarious Vicky. Will post some stories later :)
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Was burger king in durham, would you believe :laugh2: |
Has anyone ever tried to decipher Pingu's language? A few of us were fluent in it for a while.. We understood each other too! :conf:
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These are a great read :D
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on holiday in tenerfie after copious amounts of bacardi and also shots getting involvede in a nightclub game where i ended up with my bra on top of my clothes and some random guys levis on top of my own jeans doing the conga is one that springs to mind. another was @ a house party many years ago i got so drunk i fell practiaclly unconcious in the bath some guy struggled to get me out i had bruises on my arms from the struggle then when he got me into the living room i got up and went back to the bathroom. the same night i woke up on the sofa feeling sick knew i wudnt make it to the bathroom picked up the 1st thing to hand it was a friends boot. i had to tell her next morning id been sick in it lol
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