Amazing jokes
 

What did the Iranian president say when he didn't like his food?

Ah my dinner bad.

pretty much the next billy connelly

:laugh2:

Amazing indeed, will remember this one

only one amazing joke. thread title is misleading.

you can post your own amazing jokes, but I'm afraid they might be a little less amazing then that

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I'm terrible at understanding jokes and telling them. No sense of humour :tongue:

What did Zee say to a black guy?

"I hate you because of your skin colour".

A doctor who fan proposes to his girlfriend........

two spiders meet walking towards each other, one says 'hi bill! long time no see, How are you?
The other replies ' im grand fred thanks, I heard you moved...Where are you living now?'
The first shouts 'I'M NOT TELLING YOU YA B@STARD!!..YOU'LL NICK ME WASHING!!

What's orange and always angry?

kizzy can you stop getting me to email B at Stard!!..You please?

Whats brown and sticky?

Why did Shaun cross the road?

Race hate

Novo

Why did Zee change his clothes?

He touched a Filipino girl accidentally in an elevator and spent the entire walk home trying not to vomit

I'm ashamed to say I actually laughed at that. :laugh:

..that's more of a true story

...children tell me silly jokes all the time..like..'what do you call a man with seagulls on his head..Cliff'...I'm actually starting to find them funny now

My dad used to tell me lots of jokes like that when I was a kid :laugh:

What do you call a man with dirt on his head?

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

What do you call a man with a toilet on his head?

What do you call a man with leaves on his head?

What do you call a woman with a radiator on her head?

What do you call a man with a scratch on his face?


I can't remember any more atm.

You ruined the greatest joke of all time :bored:


What do call an Italian with a rubber toe?

:joker:

What do you call a woman standing in between two houses?

What do you call a woman with a tile on her head?



What do you call a man with no arms and legs in water?

:laugh3:

What do you call a man with no spade on his head?

What do you call a man with a car on his head.....jack
..actually I'd call him ****ed

:laugh:

What do you call a woman with Holly on her head...Carol
..you can tell I'm amused for hours on end at work

:joker::joker::joker:

What do you call this thread and all of its jokes apart from Greg's and Shaun's?

Shit.

..no..I don't get that one

what do you call ammi

..see...why can't Shaun's be as good as that
..you have a gift Scott

Why was six scared of seven?

I no laugh yet.

bad amazing jokes thread is bad.

That's because you are emotionally dead. :idc:

I actually don't get the first joke.. o.o