Our first housemate is 16 year old Patrick from Belfast. He describes himself as a man’s man who’s in touch with his feminine side! He says he’s an Uber Fan and anyone who doubts him can go suck on someone’s boll***s for 3 months. He makes his way out to meet this years host Nathan whilst Britney Spears – Piece Of Me plays in the background. After completely ignoring the host he says 'you’re sh*t at hosting this, I mean c’mon no wonder this show is dying, ****** sake, do you know how long I've waited to get on here and then to find out you're hosting, it's a ****ing joke'. A bewildered Nathan ushers Patrick into the house whilst the crowd cheer loudly. The Door shuts and Patrick makes a beeline for the alcohol. We go back to Nathan outside who lets us know that tonight Patrick must Nominate 4 of his fellow housemates for the public vote this Friday

Joining Patrick is our first female of the night 36 year old Niamh from Cork. A self-confessed cougar Niamh knows how to have a good time claiming she once had a threesome with Eamonn Holmes and Mary Byrne. Niamh wants to go in the house for some cheap thrills and to hopefully find a toyboy. She’s packed handcuffs and a feather duster. She makes her way out to Nathan to Rihanna’s S&M. The crowd are mixed. Nathan asks Niamh if we’ll see some naked jacuziness and she nods enthusiastically before turning around and flashing her boobs to the photographers. Niamh pats her bottom as she stands at the top of the stairs. As the doors close we go to Live feed from the house. 'Oh for ****** sake first girl in and she’s old, like prehistoric old' mutters Patrick to his microphone. Niamh quickly embraces Patrick as she picks up a bottle of wine. 'Mine' she shouts as we go back to Nathan who asks what the 'Mine' was about? Patrick or the wine?

21 year old Scott from O_o eh let’s say Liverpool is our next housemate. He claims to be a loner by choice. Asked what his best quality is he replies by saying 'The sassy Black woman inside me waiting to come out'. He goes no holds barred in arguments and boasts of cutting people if they really agitate him. Scott makes his way out to M.I.A.’s – Paper Planes. He’s dressed in a burka which the crowd love. Nathan tries to ask Scott a question but he refuses to co-operate and crawls up the stairs on all fours. The crowd are loving it. Nathan can be heard whispering 'what a bellend' as Scott finally enters the house. Scott introduces himself as Swanqu Een as Niamh and Patrick wonder what to do next. Patrick asks if it’s a man or a woman and waits for a reply. Scott ignores him and just stands there. 'I think it’s broke Big Brother' Patrick shouts. Just as he does Scott Rips off the burka to reveal a Camel outfit. Niamh quips 'I don’t want you to get the hump but you’ve got camel toe!!' We head back to Nathan who’s holding up an AVFC poster 'back in 4' as we go to our first commercial.

22 year old Shaun from Torquay. Shaun is no stranger to reality TV having competed in BBC’s How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria? He finished 6th and went on to star in a few west end shows in minor roles. Also no stranger to Controversy (hehe) he once damaged a tooth whilst pole dancing for an amateur porn site which he used to frequent. Shaun comes out to The Killer’s - Somebody Told Me, the crowd go wild and Shaun plays them like a guitar. He grabs hold of Nathan and says that ‘there’s nobody fiercer than him and he can’t wait to stir the **** out of the house’. Shaun laps up the crowd one more time before heading into the House. Inside we see Shaun completely ignore his fellow housemates, he grabs a drink and sits down staring at his nails. Niamh approaches him but quickly backs off as Shaun says ‘****** off I’m thinking’. The housemates look confused before Shaun bursts into laughter. ‘I’m Shaun but you can all call me Sir’ he says with a serious tone to his voice. Nathan is outside on his Iphone tweeting about the show. @nateBB: Boring lot so far, full of bellends, need a good bird.

Novo, 21 from Chester. Describes himself as a jack the lad. Had a promising career as a footballer for rangers until a ballet recital went horribly wrong. Says he likes to wind people up and always looks for a reaction. Wouldn’t mind a romance in the house but uses that cliché ‘I’m not looking for love’. He comes out to Tupac’s Dear Mama. The crowd are quite hostile and he shouts for them to ‘shut up and obey your master’. He shakes Nathan’s hand and quickly enters the house. ‘Can someone get me a chair’ quips Nathan. Novo struts down the stairs and introduces himself as a BH Warrior which leaves the other housemates a little confused. He looks around and smiles saying they’re all in for 3 months of hell. We go back to Nathan who’s brandishing this week’s OK magazine, ‘for god sakes, go to the break’ sighs Nathan.

Ninastar, 18 from O_o London? Currently lives alone with her 34 pet cats and 12 foxes. Tried to smuggle a cat into the BB House and when questioned what it was she attempted to say it was a vibrator that purrs. Says her best quality is that she’s trustworthy but not with secrets. Once auditioned for The Glee Factor but when producers asked what she was going to sing she fled the auditions in tears. Ninastar walks out to huge cheers from the crowd and is shocked, Nathan has to walk down the ramp to get her into the house. He asks her a few questions but she’s too startled to reply. She makes her way into the house and collapses as she reaches the bottom of the stairs. ‘Not one of these’, says Shaun. All the other Housemates huddle round to try and help except for Novo who’s in hysterics laughing. We go back to Nathan who's giving his number to a glamour model in the crowd, when he notices the camera he shoo's it away and we go to a commercial.

19 year old Mollie from a coastal town in England. Was a standby Housemate for last year’s series. Aspires to one day record a duet with Pixie Lott. Entered 2010’s The X Factor with her band the Lottettes but wasn’t taken through to the finals by Louis Walsh. She once pinched prince Harry’s bottom on a night out in Benidorm although her best mate says it was actually Charles.. Mollie comes out to a good reaction from the crowd, she poses for the photographers for a bit too long and the crowd begin to turn, she apologises and goes to talk to Nathan. ‘Who do you not want to see in the house Mollie?’ He asks. ‘ugh Cougars, I mean stick with your own generation'. With that Mollie runs up the stairs and into the house. Novo and Patrick are first to greet her both with a glass of champagne, she thanks them but asks for water, they both run to the sink as we get an evil look from Niamh. Back to Nathan who promises us ‘a sock or two after the break, no, wait a shock I cant see the teleprompter’

18 year old MM&I from London. MM&I has just returned from living abroad for a few months, describes himself as fun in a box and argumentative. MM&I was born as a woman but had a sex change a year ago. Speaking on the subject he says 'I just woke up one day and wanted to be a man so yeah that's what I decided anyone who judges me for it is Biasty'. MM&I comes out to Leona lewis - Bleeding Love and is met by a mixed reaction, 'you're all Biasty' he snaps. Nathan reassures him and points him towards the infamous house. He enters the house and immediately thinks he's done the wrong thing. 'I shouldn't be here, Leona has a song out next month, I need to go'. Scott approaches with a drink and tells him to sit in the kitchen with him. We go back to Nathan who's told us that #TiBB2012 is trending at number 1 in Azerbaijan 'Yay' he says sarcastically.

22 year old InOne from Manchester. Describes himself as a bit of a laugh, wants to go in for the experience and to pull. Loves Irish Cougars and dislikes hangovers. InOne comes out to Oasis - Wonderwall. Huge cheers from the crowd. he doesn't make much of the photographers and issues them a 2 fingered salute. Nathan asks him 'what's the stupidest thing he's ever done?' He replies 'I stalked Noel Gallagher for 2 weeks straight only to realise it was Liam. He jumps up the stairs and into the house. He's greeted firstly by Niamh who gives him a kiss on the cheek. 'Mother******ers' shouts Shaun. We go back to Nathan who informs us all not to watch the show at the weekend because the Euro's are on.

Stu a 21 year old student from Cork. he describes himself as 'the best shag you'll never have'. Stu has had his fair share of run ins with the law, he once stole a penguin from a zoo which led him to fleeing to Amsterdam for several months. he comes out to Depeche Mode - Enjoy The Silence. He's wearing a multicoloured Poncho and ski goggles. Nathan quickly asks him what he wants most to happen in the house, he replies 'To start of as a heel and do a huge face turn and win'. With that he struts in and proclaims to his new housemates that 'The messiah has come again........all over Katie Price'. They gasp as Shaun announces 'finally someone with a brain cell. We return to Nathan who informs us that due to some mass underestimation on how long it takes to do one of these things only 14 housemates will be entering tonight, followed by 3 more tomorrow.