Happy People Thread
 

:xyxwave:This thread is a nice thread for people to have a laugh and be nice,do you feel nice?:hugesmile:
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead .

The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead .

Third worm in chocolate syrup . . .. . Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil . .. . Alive …


So the Minister asked the congregation,

"What did you learn from this demonstration?"

Alison was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service!

lol Kaz. :devil:

do I have to tell a joke to join?

No,but feel free too:hugesmile::joker:

In church I heard a lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer.
It was so sweet and sincere that I just had to share with you:-

"Dear Lord,

This has been a tough two or three years.

You have taken my favourite actor Patrick Swayze.

My favourite pop singer Michael Jackson.

My favourite Blues Singer Amy Winehouse.

My favourite actress Elizabeth Taylor.

And now my favourite singer Whitney Houston.

I just wanted you to know that my favourite politicians are

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im happy, so im not staying on here:joker:

:hugesmile: That's the song I was thinking about when doing this thread:hugesmile:

:joker:Morning sheriff
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mornining kaz, mod's and member's:xyxwave:
just finished hoovering so im happy:hugesmile:
been putting it off:bawling:, but its done until next time:bawling:

Tidy house ,tidy mind ,sheriff:hugesmile:are your services for hire?

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”:joker::joker::joker:

of course but as i alway's say to the husband's its more money if you want to watch:shocked::joker:

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I like this thread :D

Oh thankyou kazanne needed a laugh :D
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REM :love:

Starts at 4.35

My new toilet seat has just arrived so that makes me very happy

Nothing like a bit of Gwen to make you happy

Hows your happy day going so far?:wavey::hugesmile:
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What a lovely thread

I know karl,a happy place for happy people :joker:
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I do about 5 situps every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
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a happy thread :worship:

I can relate to this

Anyway I'm not so happy now after the very simple task of replacing the toilet seat took me an hour and a half

A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, “We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking for work.”
An Englishman said, “We are far more advanced than you. We can take the heart out of a man, perform surgery and have him ready for work in just 3 weeks.”
The Irishman says, “That’s nothing; we can take a kidney out of a man, put into another man’s body and have them looking for work in 2 weeks.”
The American says, “Well hell, that’s nothin’. We had an idiot taken out of Texas, put in the Whitehouse and now half the country is lookin’ for work!”

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I love Elf :love:

Oh cheer up MTVN no sulkies allowed in here,it beats sitting on the rim and getting a 'rim mark' round your bum LOL
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really funny movie Kate,a must for Christmas,and he's such a good actor:xyxwave:

:joker: we've all done it kizzy:joker:

omg that is so cute

I cant stop laughing at this,how clever
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