Ash's Erectile Dysfuntion - A Laughing Matter?
 

I've been there too. It's not an easy place to be. But usually it's drink/drugs related, so there's always that to enjoy.

But poor Ash. "I can't be arsed". Oh dear. And on TV too. If I was ever on Big Brother and wilted, I'd just stop and say nothing. then again, Helen's likely to be going on about it tomorrow I reckon

I think that was said to make us believe nothing went on .Ash's anatomy is in order .

I think it was more to do with the fact that he was bored of them trying to keep the covers over them :joker:

He was definitely banging her. Then he "couldn't be arsed" all of a sudden????? I reckon he realised he was on TV and suffered a bit of "performance anxiety".

I don't think he was. I thought she was tossing him off.

hmmmmm interesting .....maybe the one eyed trouser snake is camera shy? maybe she doesnt do it for him? maybe its just the whole lets not do sex on tv? maybe hes gay? maybe her breathe smells of satans anus...i mean who the hell knows

It was her teeth, his dick flopped in fright.

Who is moderating this forum?


Has anyone on BB or BBBOT mentioned anything along the OP's title thread? Have you ever heard of slander?

I took their comment to be they couldn't be bothered with making a tent. Hence Helen's friend saying she used to be in the Girl Guides.

I got the distinct impression (and there were sound effects too) that she was performing fellatio on him (gosh I am posh sometimes :joker:)
Ash unfortunately showed his true colours with the 'I can't be arsed' comment. That has to be the most UNROMANTIC and DISAPPOINTING thing to hear from someone you fancy. Helen's ego will be rock bottom now...and it all happening on national TV ... cringe!!!!!

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I think he just doesn't want to do anything on camera.

They may still do, yet. And after they said how lame Steven and Kimberly were for doing the same!

I think the climax to this story will come in finals week :joker::joker:

She was doing all the work. Lazy Ash! :laugh:

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The dick Ash had it coming!

I think you have erectile disfunction confused ... It means that ashs dick was not coming. :hehe:

Honestly, it's like he isn't even Muslim sometimes :bored:

Ironic that your sig says "ALL RISE"?

He probably suddenly remembered that there are a couple of STI's that can be transmitted orally. "I can't be arsed with genital herpes."

In all seriousness though, the fact that he said "I can't be arsed" and she laughed definitely suggests it was a case of cold noodle soup... no way she would have found it funny if he was just turning down her efforts. I already felt a little bad for her after the "snog, marry, avoid" thing... "Snog Helen, Marry Zoe". Helen's face was like "FFS, story of my life." Hahaha. I mean... umm... aww :(.

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Tbf,Who actually could get it up for Helen?

Id give her a good seeing to but only if she pays me after im very good you see :smug:

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Who the hell even cares:shrug:

it was like trying to fill a piggybank with flumps

Very true. :laugh:
I don't think Ash likes her in that way at all and he's showing signs of panic in case she gets the wrong idea. She was probably trying hard to turn him on and it wasn't working. :hehe: Who can blame him?

he could have at least tried to thumb it in and see if several pumps would have inflated it

My son just said he should have closed his eyes and pretended it was Ashleigh he was with, his willy would have been like a stick of Derry rock. :joker:

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All this is assuming that Ash was lazy and couldn't be bothered ... 'I can't be arsed' could have been referring to where Helen was about to perform her next haircut :hehe:

:joker: I note you said your son,that figures.

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Hmmm…apparently not:sleep:

if it is erectile disfunction, that is no laughing matter. i doubt thats the issue though

oh come on it's obvious what happened. Helen had a few drinks in her and had that chat with Asheigh essentially saying she fancied Ash. Ash clearly is not into Helen in a hot and heavy way. They were bordering on f!@k buddies but then he started feeling like hmmm maybe this is gone a bit far now when he started hearing terms like his and her relationship.
Then last night it looked like she got in the bed, kissing him, he wasn't feeling it so she decided- I know how he'll like me... And she started going down on her but he didn't really want it.

She laughed cos she was embarrassed, to be fair it was better he stopped it rather than let it happen and then brush her off. I'd almost feel bad for her if she wasn't so nasty as clearly she is insecure and believes sex is how to win over guys and if all else fails she reckons that can work for her..

theres also the fact that hes slwoly realising being around her is hurting his chances...the days task related to the public asking him about hiding behind helen and being boring....hmmmm how did that affect his performance???

Ash is not really that into Helen (Ashleigh has a boyfriend) but she's female and good at sex so she will have to do.

Piggybank? It's Helen. More like flicking flumps into the Grand Canyon.

Probably the fact that his partner is a bit of rough?