Do you fold or scrunch toilet paper?
 

I was shocked to learn that someone I know scrunches a few sheets into a ball, but I use a few sheets folded on top of each other and then fold it in half for the second wipe.

http://puu.sh/DHBAp/539552ed5f.jpg

Fold

Fold

Fold, obviously.

It depends, fold at home because I can actually sit on the seat but scrunch in public toilets because I have to hover and folding is too much effort while trying to balance

I create cranes with origami before it touches my ass

I usually give the seat a wipe if I am not at home and then sit on it. :bawling:

Sometimes if the toilet doesn't look too mank I'll do a line of loo roll across each side of the seat to sit down.

Fold.

Do you have to make these arse wiping threads at tea time?

Honestly who has the time to ****ing fold toilet paper

I don't really pay attention to what I do with it I just wipe

Exactly

Who currently has skiddies in their underpants right now? That's a much better question.

Depends what I'm wiping :shrug:

:joker:

Fold, more surface area that way, less need for excessive wiping, science

Don't men just wipe their bum?

Scrunch

Omg every public toilet I go to I cover my the seat in toilet roll

Class

Toilet king :love:

I fold, then scrunch up my arse hole.

Always fold!

Scrunch, who the **** has time for carefully folding paper.

As for folding it in half again for a second wipe, Jess must have a small petite ass is all I can say. :hehe:

That would make it smaller than my palm. Serious danger of poo finger.

Speaks for itself really eh

https://i.imgur.com/SYjHNst.png

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:joker: ffff

The superior wipers!

How much time do you think it takes :worry:

You lot are a Bunch of arse wipes.

You don't carefully fold it, it takes the same length of time as a scrunch, I'm sure. I do quite a big fold at first, like 1.5 squares big.

I was wondering where this was going for a second

scrunch, no time for sitting there folding into neat shapes

We’re not making fortune tellers, I personally just wrap it around my hand so it stays flat and folds itself, only takes a second!

I do that, too!

i know all these people acting like half a second to fold a tissue is a burden have skid marks

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:joker:

you seem to know alot more than me about them :hee:

Jessica made out she is going by the number of sheets, then halving and halving again, she needs to get out in the fresh air I think :laugh:

A good extra 30 seconds :idc: