Jiggery pokery
 

:hehe:

One of my favourite words.

What are yours?

Fanny

Can you use it in a sentence please.

It's two words.

I went to a Chinese restaurant, to buy a loaf of bread, they wrapped it up in a five pound note, and this is what they said. A smack in the gob, kick in the head, cut off your fanny stick it on your head, when the Indians come to town, yeee ah.

Don't ask

2 words is fine..what are they?

Whadda you mean don't ask!

I have to now.:joker:

When we was kids, my mates younger brother used to sing that to us. It just came back to me when you asked me to put "fanny" in a sentence.

cookers

Can you use it in a sentence please. :hee:

Marsh is a fanny

my cooker has packed up, so I am off out to look at some new cookers today :hee:

I will hazard a guess...fook off

Threads like this go in chat and games

I'm moving it.

Thank you.

Dido.

Mildred was a plain looking girl with not much about her but by god she had a great pair of cookers that would take your eye out from 5 paces.

:hehe:

:oh:

Jiggery pokery

Cherie wold relish a bit of jiggery pokery with me.:hehe:

The only thing Cherie will give you is a hot poker, that will make you think twice about tossing your caber

Wow..you sound very jealous and protective

I’ve not the jealous kind, let’s see what Cherie says when she reads your post.

I auditioned for big brother and there was ten of us in a group, young woman was taken to the front and guy auditioning us whispered in her ear, she then put us in order of first to last with me being first.

We had to guess why we was put in that order, it turns out he asked her to put in order who she would sleep with.

Not to brag but I’ve had lots and lots of women, so much so I left a lovely woman’s home one night because her voice was annoying me.

And defensive.:wavey:

Not at all, just giving you some facts when you accuse me of being jelous.

This a big brother forum not a dating website

By the way, I was having a laugh with you in my first post and I’m still having a laugh with you now.

Well that escalated

Ah well...bye bye banter it never works both ways.:wavey:

And it didn't involve one of LT, Marsh, Nicky91, nor Michael21 to cause the conflict.:joker:

There some jiggery pokery going on. :suspect:

Bye bye love bye bye happinesses I think I’m gonna cry.

Anyways the forum police will be all over this thread.

Oh look There is josy.

I was just bantering with Cherie. .I know she wants to poke me up the bum with a red hot poker....so I was bantering with her..in a flantering way..

I merely said you were jealous to keep the banter going...no worries..crossed wires that's all.

No point in mods suddenly waking up.

And?

I'm a forum member this thread was bumped so I clicked it, big deal?

Forum paranoia..Let's just drop it..:shrug:

Drop it like its hot

It’s a no deal josy.

Like a poker. .

Deffanatly the hot stepper

Not being gently cooled.

Rocket man springs to mind.