Answer me this?
 

If you push the lift/elevator button more than once, does it make the lift /elevator come quicker?

Which Orange came first? The fruit or the colour?

I’d say the word came first it was just another fruit until it was given a name

If someone has pushed the button on another floor before you then no

How far up do bald people go when they're washing their face?

If you punch yourself in the face and it hurts, are you weak or are you strong?

You would have to ask a bald person not someone like myself with a full head of hair

You are Mentally unbalanced

:joker:

In the word "Scent" which is the silent letter, the S or the C?

What colour is a mirror?

If tomatoes are a fruit, is ketchup considered a smoothie?

Why do noses run but feet smell?

:joker::joker: Brilliant

Love these Alf ,lol

If a word was spelled incorrectly in the dictionary, would anybody realise it?

If revenge is a dish best served cold, and revenge is sweet, does that mean, revenge is ice-cream?

10 questions for you there.

Let us know if anybody gets 10/10 correct answers.

Alf are you going Live on that LBC
Left Winger midday Mystery Hour?


I love it when a Live News Event
buggers up his hour.


That gets him angry.

Neither, just stupid for punching yourself.

Whatever is reflected onto it.

No, but if you hold in the button you want after the doors close, it skips all other floors even if someone has pushed for it, and takes you there immediately with no stops. :laugh:

I found out this when on holiday staying in a hotel with like 25 floors or something. Used to take bloody ages to get a lift, as the staff told everyone this...and it appears to work in all lifts, as have tried it elsewhere

Oh good tip

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Have you ever imagined a World with no hypophetical situations?

What is a free gift? Arne't all gifts free?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?

Haha good morning Alf. Love this thread. X

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

Good morning Kate.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Why do they call it a "Television set" when you only get one?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If a fly has no wings, is it called a walk?

Another 10 questions that's really been bothering me. If anybody can help me out with any of these mysteries, it would be much appreciated.

Can you cry under water?

What disease did cured ham actually have?