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Matt 28-04-2009 08:05 PM

Volviholics Anonymous
 


Had one too many cheeky Volvics and want to get clean? You're in the right place!

Lauren 28-04-2009 08:06 PM

*stands proudly* .... My name is Lauren, and I'm a .... volvicholic. :sad:

JOSHUAH! 28-04-2009 08:06 PM

DRENCH FTW.
The Blackcurrent & Apple :tongue:
lush.

lily. 28-04-2009 08:07 PM

*shakes head in disgust and walks away from Lauren*

Moderation - use it woman!

JohnnyBB 28-04-2009 08:07 PM

volvic is the best tasteing warterout ther!

Matt 28-04-2009 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lauren
*stands proudly* .... My name is Lauren, and I'm a .... volvicholic. :sad:
Well done Lauren!

Acceptance is the first step towards recovery! :hug:

GhettoSuperstar 28-04-2009 08:10 PM

Some people lie about me being a volvicvirgin but thats just coz I gulp jumbo size bottles with a wide flow filter.

Cheeky volvics are my weakness.

HELP ME!

lily. 28-04-2009 08:11 PM

Watch the gag reflex.. :wink:

Z 28-04-2009 08:12 PM

I first realised I was a volviholic when we were discussing volcanoes and I started quivering, I just couldn't stop, thinking about the pure taste of those oh so delicious but secret Volvics that I take. So cheeky.

Matt 28-04-2009 08:20 PM

I remember the exact day on which I had my first Volvic. I bought three different brands of water to have whenever I had five minutes to myself. I had a saucy Evian at the bus stop on the way home before having an extravagant Vittel with dinner.

Then, just before I went to bed that night, I had a Cheeky Volvic, and that started my affair with what is undoubtedly the best tasting water in the world. I kept having more and more cheeky Volvics whenever I could - my record was 37 in one day.

Alas, I realised that I had to shed my addiction, and now that I have I want to help others do the same.

:sad:

Lauren 28-04-2009 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Matt
I remember the exact day on which I had my first Volvic. I bought three different brands of water to have whenever I had five minutes to myself. I had a saucy Evian at the bus stop on the way home before having an extravagant Vittel with dinner.

Then, just before I went to bed that night, I had a Cheeky Volvic, and that started my affair with what is undoubtedly the best tasting water in the world. I kept having more and more cheeky Volvics whenever I could - my record was 37 in one day.

Alas, I realised that I had to shed my addiction, and now that I have I want to help others do the same.

:sad:
:laugh2:

I started my addiction with a wee Strathmore and it went downhill from there.

It's good we can share this, and support each other.

lily. 28-04-2009 08:22 PM

Is it just a coincidence that Evian spelled backwards is Naive?

GhettoSuperstar 28-04-2009 08:23 PM

OMG just found a new poster for it *can't resist beautiful tasting cheeky volvic..*

http://i44.tinypic.com/4zst34.png

Z 28-04-2009 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lili
Is it just a coincidence that Evian spelled backwards is Naive?
I've always wondered about that.

Matt 28-04-2009 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
OMG just found a new poster for it *can't resist beautiful tasting cheeky volvic..*
Nooooo! Don't have it! You have so much to live for! :sad:

GhettoSuperstar 28-04-2009 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Matt
I remember the exact day on which I had my first Volvic. I bought three different brands of water to have whenever I had five minutes to myself. I had a saucy Evian at the bus stop on the way home before having an extravagant Vittel with dinner.

Then, just before I went to bed that night, I had a Cheeky Volvic, and that started my affair with what is undoubtedly the best tasting water in the world. I kept having more and more cheeky Volvics whenever I could - my record was 37 in one day.

Alas, I realised that I had to shed my addiction, and now that I have I want to help others do the same.

:sad:
There, there. Just take it one step at a time. No-one can judge you. Put the volvics down and take a step back. The volvic does not control you, you control the volvic. Do not become dependant on the cheeky little tasty and naughty volvic.

Ninastar 28-04-2009 08:26 PM

*warms up voice MI MI MI MI MIIIIIIIII*


* Deep breath *

(8)They tried to make be drink some volvic but i said NO NO NO!!!(8)

lily. 28-04-2009 08:30 PM

You could always put it in a non-labelled bottle then nobody would know you're still feeding your habit..

Here's one to consider:

http://www.failfunnies.com/27/images...ttle-funny.jpg

Ninastar 28-04-2009 08:30 PM

LMAO!!!

Magic 28-04-2009 08:31 PM

have I missed something lol?

lily. 28-04-2009 08:31 PM

I expect Doug could manage that bottle without too much trouble.. :tongue:

Or you could wean yourself off the bottled water, by moving onto this stuff:

http://mrldust.files.wordpress.com/2...-water-jpg.jpg

Ninastar 28-04-2009 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lili
I expect Doug could manage that bottle without too much trouble.. :tongue:

Or you could wean yourself off the bottled water, by moving onto this stuff:

http://mrldust.files.wordpress.com/2...-water-jpg.jpg
omg ewww. That looks as if it would taste horrible!! If thats even possible!! x

GhettoSuperstar 28-04-2009 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lili
You could always put it in a non-labelled bottle then nobody would know you're still feeding your habit..

Here's one to consider:

http://www.failfunnies.com/27/images...ttle-funny.jpg
I have :sad: But my mom sniffed it and all she could smell was the VOLVICCC!! :bawling:

Quote:

Originally posted by lili
I expect Doug could manage that bottle without too much trouble.. :tongue:

Or you could wean yourself off the bottled water, by moving onto this stuff:

http://mrldust.files.wordpress.com/2...-water-jpg.jpg
I'd deep throat (the contents) of that bottle in a second, won't kick the habit though.

I might start sniffing the cheeky volvic.

lily. 28-04-2009 08:34 PM

Yup.. it's pretty hard stuff Caitlin... I wouldn't recommend it.. If I were you, I'd start on the tap-water, then you can work your way up to bottled water in a can... and then you'll be ready to move up to the volvic and be hardcore like all the real volvic drinkers..


Cheeky.. *nods*..

Lauren 28-04-2009 08:35 PM

My fridge

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/...46_468x715.jpg

Matt 28-04-2009 08:37 PM

Lauren, get rid of all that Volvic now! :mad:

Ninastar 28-04-2009 08:37 PM

I think i am ready! Its not an addiction is it????

GhettoSuperstar 28-04-2009 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lauren
My fridge

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/...46_468x715.jpg
OMFG. NO!

GET OUTTA THE HOUSE! NOW! ITS GONNA EXPLODE!

andyman 28-04-2009 08:40 PM

Whats all this about?

Ninastar 28-04-2009 08:41 PM

I am starting to get an itching sensation in my throat!! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!! I mean I have only had 2 bottles of volvic in the past hour....

Shaun 28-04-2009 08:42 PM

I've only ever done a line of Volvic before, I wouldn't say I'm addicted.

Ninastar 28-04-2009 08:43 PM

omg that is actually madonnas fridge!! well her hotel room fridge!! x

edit: WHICH MEANS OMG MADONNA IS A VOVIHOLIC TOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I wonder if this will make harry one too?? x

Z 28-04-2009 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shaun
I've only ever done a line of Volvic before, I wouldn't say I'm addicted.

You just committed genocide.

andyman 28-04-2009 08:45 PM

Tap water or Volvic?

Matt 28-04-2009 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ninastar
omg that is actually madonnas fridge!! well her hotel room fridge!! x
Well spotted Ninastar - so Madonna's a Volviholic too! :shocked:

Ninastar 28-04-2009 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Matt
Quote:

Originally posted by Ninastar
omg that is actually madonnas fridge!! well her hotel room fridge!! x
Well spotted Ninastar - so Madonna's a Volviholic too! :shocked:
My thanks go to google. And lauren too lol x

GhettoSuperstar 28-04-2009 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shaun
I've only ever done a line of Volvic before, I wouldn't say I'm addicted.
Now thats just plain cheeky!

Ninastar 28-04-2009 08:53 PM

OMG

Shaun 28-04-2009 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GhettoSuperstar
Quote:

Originally posted by Shaun
I've only ever done a line of Volvic before, I wouldn't say I'm addicted.
Now thats just plain cheeky!
http://www.online-freebingo.co.uk/bi...eeky-bingo.jpg

Lauren 28-04-2009 08:55 PM

http://www.pureplanetrecycling.co.uk/images/fridge.jpg

My fridge now!


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