~*The Highlight show on the final night.*~
 

9:46am

Lisa and David are discussing what they will have for breakfast tomorrow. They are very excited about how they recieved some frosties as part of the shopping list.

David: 'I might even have two bowls!!!!!!!!'
Lisa: 'Brilliant, i might aswell.'

11:21am

Lisa and David are smoking at the bus stop.

Lisa: 'Im glad the public evicted Marcus and Siavash out. There is such a good atmosphere now
David: 'Yes Lisa dear. Im gay you know'
Lisa: 'Im a lesbian also. I come from nothing, Ive never had anything and i dont want anything'
David: 'Me neither'

12:43pm

Charlie and Rodrigo have had a fall out over a glass of water.

Rodrigo: 'You are disrespecting me charlie'
Charlie: 'Piss of you little freak'

12:50pm

Charlie and Rodrigo are giggling under duvets like school children.

12:59pm

Lisa and David are at the bus stop. Lisa is hunting for fag ends

David: 'Im gay lisa, I've never been to a gay pride festival'
Lisa: 'Really, well I'm a lesbian, I'l take you to one when we get out'
David: 'Yeah, we dont have any money though, we will make do, we always do'
Lisa: 'People dont realise how hard our lives are'

1:43pm

Charlie and Rodrigo have fell out over Charlie coughing near Rodrigo.

Rodrigo: 'You disresepected me by doing that charlie'
Charlie: 'Never speak to me again, you dont exist to me anymore, you little freak'

1:55pm

Charlie and Rodrigo peck each other on the lips.

Rodrigo giggles.

3:23pm

Sophie has been watching a fly flying round the kitchen for 3 hours and 21 minutes.

She then farts. And starts laughing.

4:47pm

Lisa and David are at the bus stop

Lisa: 'The house is so much better without Marcus and Siavash'
David: 'Yes, they were bringing the mood in the house down, we have so much fun now'

Silence.

7:01pm

Sophie is in the garden.

She farts.

She scratches her head.

7:49pm

Lisa and David are smoking at the bus stop

Lisa: 'The house is so much better now isnt it dave?'
David 'Yeah'

Silence.

9:00pm

The housemates are all in bed.

Sophie farts.

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"Big Brother house, this is Davina..........'

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i can just imagine it as well

haha that's pretty funny!:thumbs:

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lmao! with them 5 in the final ratings are going to hit under 2 million!! i bet beianzars new chat show will get more ratings than the final!

Nice one Vicky :laugh3::laugh2:

:laugh2: You're a hero!!!

Due another karma + me thinks

Unfortuately you won't have to imagine it for long, as it will soon become a very dull reality!

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Excellent Vicky. Sad though..

Yup...:bored:

rotfl..thats really a master piece Vicky....

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Nice one

:tongue:, Marcus and Siavash wont go, one will be in the final.

For Marcus you can add Marcus is sitting in the pool *shows Marcus in the corner, face half covered just his nose and eyes above the water*

For Siavash.... Siavash is in bed sleeping, *plays alarm*

I think either way it'll still be dull :laugh:

Sounds quite likely - please no!

Best thread ever!!
would be soooo funny if when davina is talking to the house on final night..their all asleep:laugh2:

It would be a disaster if Siavash & Marcus werent in the final.

It would be a disaster if Siavash & Marcus werent in the final.

That's amazing Vicky.

+1

It would be a disaster if Siavash & Marcus werent in the final.

It would be a disaster if Siavash & Marcus werent in the final.

I think Charlie might give us a bit of Nana as well.