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Luanda 06-09-2009 10:30 PM

Scotch Eggs - David - Bob Mortimer
 
I found it amusing Friday on the winners show when David tried to say to Bob Mortimer he eats scotched eggs. Bob tried explaining they were scotch eggs but as David's IQ is only slightly higher than that of a canary he failed to understand. The sympathet bemused look on Bob's face was a picture. Goodness knows what he thought.

MiuMiu 06-09-2009 10:32 PM

Scotch, scotched.
Is there that much of a difference?

Luanda 06-09-2009 10:36 PM

[rquote=2551123&tid=147046&author=MiuMiu]Scotch, scotched.
Is there that much of a difference?[/rquote]

Yes, there is. Shall we just throw out of the English language any word that is a little bit difficult for a bozo to understand?

How about calling this the Big Brother Forumtched because it might be easier for David to understand?

Shasown 06-09-2009 10:39 PM

PMSL

MiuMiu 06-09-2009 10:46 PM

Wow. Two extra letters, that guess what, added to the first make another word that means pretty much the same thing.
Call the Department of English Literature at Oxford before we are all doomed.
And then there is the argument for David's education, or lack there off, and possible learning difficulties. And where do we draw the line at what's exceptable to let someone off with who is less able minded and what we should keep paramount in the English Language.
but then again....
I'm not getting involved in this anymore.
I'm tired and have got my first day at college tomorrow.
And no, I'm not going to be studying the English language, so don't worry.

UglyBaby 06-09-2009 11:20 PM

I preferred Bob saying "No, I don't have any" everytime Davina asked him if he had any questions for certain HMs. She still kept asking him!

David got half the show to himself. You'd think he won.

J-Rock 06-09-2009 11:22 PM

[rquote=2551112&tid=147046&author=Luanda]I found it amusing Friday on the winners show when David tried to say to Bob Mortimer he eats scotched eggs. Bob tried explaining they were scotch eggs but as David's IQ is only slightly higher than that of a canary he failed to understand. The sympathet bemused look on Bob's face was a picture. Goodness knows what he thought. [/rquote]


Yeh, I was just wathing a recording of the show myself and saw that - Bob is highly amusing in a subtle way. Loved him for years! P*ss taker!

Luanda 06-09-2009 11:33 PM

David even explained what a scotched egg was, "it's an egg with sausagemeat round it" as though Bob didn't know what one was. I'd love to be inside David's brain but only for a few seconds.

RCW1945 06-09-2009 11:38 PM

The clincher was "they sell them in Tesco's".
So Mortimer, next time don't consult the OED, just go to Tesco's.

Luanda 06-09-2009 11:40 PM

Dewsbury Tesco's. A must see on any tourists itinerary.

keithafc 06-09-2009 11:41 PM

LOL 'scotland eggs'..:joker:

J-Rock 06-09-2009 11:42 PM

[rquote=2551428&tid=147046&author=Luanda]David even explained what a scotched egg was, "it's an egg with sausagemeat round it" as though Bob didn't know what one was. I'd love to be inside David's brain but only for a few seconds. [/rquote]

But that's what makes him hilarious and why many people warmed to him.

Luanda 07-09-2009 12:06 AM

Fried egg on toastched.

Never heard of that David?

Shasown 07-09-2009 12:37 AM

[rquote=2551581&tid=147046&author=Luanda]Fried egg on toastched.

Never heard of that David?[/rquote]

A bit like welshed rarebit/rabbit?

Luanda 07-09-2009 12:38 AM

Curried spaghettched and chips.

Shasown 07-09-2009 12:55 AM

Scotched whisky

Scotched Mist

Scotched broth

Scotched Terrier

Jordan. 07-09-2009 12:59 AM

Everyone i know calls them a 'scotched egg' maybe its just a yorkshire thing :laugh:

Luanda 07-09-2009 01:02 AM

Hop scotched

Got off scotched free

Scotched bonnet

Scotched Corner

Scotched pancakes

Shasown 07-09-2009 01:08 AM

[rquote=2551764&tid=147046&author=Luanda]Hop scotched

Got off scotched free

Scotched bonnet

Scotched Corner

Scotched pancakes[/rquote]

PMSL nah you have to remove Hop scotched as it could mean i played hop scotch, will give you the rest

Shasown 07-09-2009 01:09 AM

Scotched tape

Nigeria_Bob 07-09-2009 01:11 AM

Bob Mortimer is so unfunny I feel sorry for him :shocked:

SDAS 07-09-2009 10:18 AM

[rquote=2551781&tid=147046&author=Nigeria_Bob]Bob Mortimer is so unfunny I feel sorry for him :shocked:[/rquote]


I like Bob but I dont like Vic

Nigeria_Bob 07-09-2009 11:07 AM

Vic the funny one, or @ least he was in his prime…

RCW1945 07-09-2009 08:17 PM

BM, one of the most naturally funny people on TV.

mcka 07-09-2009 08:28 PM

What I like about David is that he's so innocent and doesn't get that people are taking the piss. Must mean he's genuine then?

What I see is that he's happy within himself so who gives a toss lol


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