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BB10 Big Brother 10 from 2009 was won by Sophie Reade.
Housemates: Angel, Bea, Beinazir, Cairon, Charlie, David, Freddie/Halfwit, Hira, Isaac, Kenneth, Karly, Kris, Lisa, Marcus, Noirin, Rodrigo, Saffia, Siavash, Sophia, Sophie/Dogface, Sree, Tom

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Old 06-09-2009, 10:30 PM #1
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Default Scotch Eggs - David - Bob Mortimer
I found it amusing Friday on the winners show when David tried to say to Bob Mortimer he eats scotched eggs. Bob tried explaining they were scotch eggs but as David's IQ is only slightly higher than that of a canary he failed to understand. The sympathet bemused look on Bob's face was a picture. Goodness knows what he thought.
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Scotch, scotched.
Is there that much of a difference?
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[rquote=2551123&tid=147046&author=MiuMiu]Scotch, scotched.
Is there that much of a difference?[/rquote]

Yes, there is. Shall we just throw out of the English language any word that is a little bit difficult for a bozo to understand?

How about calling this the Big Brother Forumtched because it might be easier for David to understand?
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Wow. Two extra letters, that guess what, added to the first make another word that means pretty much the same thing.
Call the Department of English Literature at Oxford before we are all doomed.
And then there is the argument for David's education, or lack there off, and possible learning difficulties. And where do we draw the line at what's exceptable to let someone off with who is less able minded and what we should keep paramount in the English Language.
but then again....
I'm not getting involved in this anymore.
I'm tired and have got my first day at college tomorrow.
And no, I'm not going to be studying the English language, so don't worry.
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I preferred Bob saying "No, I don't have any" everytime Davina asked him if he had any questions for certain HMs. She still kept asking him!

David got half the show to himself. You'd think he won.
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[rquote=2551112&tid=147046&author=Luanda]I found it amusing Friday on the winners show when David tried to say to Bob Mortimer he eats scotched eggs. Bob tried explaining they were scotch eggs but as David's IQ is only slightly higher than that of a canary he failed to understand. The sympathet bemused look on Bob's face was a picture. Goodness knows what he thought. [/rquote]


Yeh, I was just wathing a recording of the show myself and saw that - Bob is highly amusing in a subtle way. Loved him for years! P*ss taker!
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David even explained what a scotched egg was, "it's an egg with sausagemeat round it" as though Bob didn't know what one was. I'd love to be inside David's brain but only for a few seconds.
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The clincher was "they sell them in Tesco's".
So Mortimer, next time don't consult the OED, just go to Tesco's.
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Dewsbury Tesco's. A must see on any tourists itinerary.
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LOL 'scotland eggs'..
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[rquote=2551428&tid=147046&author=Luanda]David even explained what a scotched egg was, "it's an egg with sausagemeat round it" as though Bob didn't know what one was. I'd love to be inside David's brain but only for a few seconds. [/rquote]

But that's what makes him hilarious and why many people warmed to him.
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Fried egg on toastched.

Never heard of that David?
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[rquote=2551581&tid=147046&author=Luanda]Fried egg on toastched.

Never heard of that David?[/rquote]

A bit like welshed rarebit/rabbit?
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Curried spaghettched and chips.
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Scotched whisky

Scotched Mist

Scotched broth

Scotched Terrier
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Everyone i know calls them a 'scotched egg' maybe its just a yorkshire thing
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Hop scotched

Got off scotched free

Scotched bonnet

Scotched Corner

Scotched pancakes
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[rquote=2551764&tid=147046&author=Luanda]Hop scotched

Got off scotched free

Scotched bonnet

Scotched Corner

Scotched pancakes[/rquote]

PMSL nah you have to remove Hop scotched as it could mean i played hop scotch, will give you the rest
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Bob Mortimer is so unfunny I feel sorry for him
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[rquote=2551781&tid=147046&author=Nigeria_Bob]Bob Mortimer is so unfunny I feel sorry for him [/rquote]


I like Bob but I dont like Vic
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Vic the funny one, or @ least he was in his prime…
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BM, one of the most naturally funny people on TV.
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What I like about David is that he's so innocent and doesn't get that people are taking the piss. Must mean he's genuine then?

What I see is that he's happy within himself so who gives a toss lol
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