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Stacey. 30-12-2009 09:56 AM

3 Secrets About Cheryl Cole
 
joe mcelderry reveals 3 secrets about his mentor, Cheryl Cole.
:dance: oh yeh, go Joe, Thanks joe :joker: Lmao!


http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.c...=s4i65924#this
McElderry told the newspaper reporter that there are three things that only he and Cheryl's husband Ashley know about Cheryl.

The first thing is that Cheryl has a habit of sleeping with both of her eyes open. McElderry said that when he first saw her sleeping with her eyes open it literally scared the 'ell (hell) out of him.

The second thing about Cheryl that no one knows about except for him and Ashley is that Cheryl insists that Ashley use two condoms whenever they have intimate relations.

Joe said that Cheryl does not want to get pregnant at the moment and she just does not want to take any chances.

And the third intimate secret about Cheryl is that Ashley's nickname for Cheryl's tuzzy muzzy is Little Miss Muffin.

Stacey. 30-12-2009 10:08 AM

:D haha

Brad. 30-12-2009 12:34 PM

Surely 2 condoms is a worse idea, more friction = rubbing against each other = torn condoms lol?

Stacey. 30-12-2009 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brad. (Post 2809535)
Surely 2 condoms is a worse idea, more friction = rubbing against each other = torn condoms lol?

Oh yeah :eureka:
or less chance...could go Either way :puzzled:

WOMBAI 30-12-2009 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by courtney123 (Post 2809372)
joe mcelderry reveals 3 secrets about his mentor, Cheryl Cole.
:dance: oh yeh, go Joe, Thanks joe :joker: Lmao!


http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.c...=s4i65924#this
McElderry told the newspaper reporter that there are three things that only he and Cheryl's husband Ashley know about Cheryl.

The first thing is that Cheryl has a habit of sleeping with both of her eyes open. McElderry said that when he first saw her sleeping with her eyes open it literally scared the 'ell (hell) out of him.

The second thing about Cheryl that no one knows about except for him and Ashley is that Cheryl insists that Ashley use two condoms whenever they have intimate relations.

Joe said that Cheryl does not want to get pregnant at the moment and she just does not want to take any chances.

And the third intimate secret about Cheryl is that Ashley's nickname for Cheryl's tuzzy muzzy is Little Miss Muffin.

Sorry - but I don't believe a word of it! :joker:

Cheryl is unlikely to of told him personal stuff like that - and if she did, I don't think Joe is the sort to repeat it publicly!

Jordan. 30-12-2009 01:06 PM

:shocked: I hope this isnt true, Joe has no right to tell about her personal life i.e the condoms. The sleeping with her eyes open is just creepy :joker: Why would Joe have seen Cheryl asleep xD

InOne 30-12-2009 01:10 PM

She would not tell him that, when would he have seen her sleeping?

Braden 30-12-2009 01:35 PM

Why would him and Cheryl have a baby ?

CaraRawr 30-12-2009 01:40 PM

this is clearly bullshit.

LemonJam 30-12-2009 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaraRawr (Post 2809682)
this is clearly bullshit.

This.

xDramatick 30-12-2009 02:37 PM

the site's called 'the spoof', spoof = pisstake, therefore, fake.

Patrick 30-12-2009 02:38 PM

False tbh,

When would Joe ever be lucky enough to see Cheryl sleeping, I mean he has never been sleeping with her.

And Im sure he didnt walk into the show one day and see Cheryl and she just runs up to him and shouts 'Joe, Me and Ashley use 2 Condoms..better to be safe than sorry'


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