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The X Factor 2009 [S6] Series 6 of The X Factor was won by Joe McElderry. Runner-up was Olly Murs and third was Stacey Solomon. Discuss here. |
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joe mcelderry reveals 3 secrets about his mentor, Cheryl Cole.
![]() ![]() http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.c...=s4i65924#this McElderry told the newspaper reporter that there are three things that only he and Cheryl's husband Ashley know about Cheryl. The first thing is that Cheryl has a habit of sleeping with both of her eyes open. McElderry said that when he first saw her sleeping with her eyes open it literally scared the 'ell (hell) out of him. The second thing about Cheryl that no one knows about except for him and Ashley is that Cheryl insists that Ashley use two condoms whenever they have intimate relations. Joe said that Cheryl does not want to get pregnant at the moment and she just does not want to take any chances. And the third intimate secret about Cheryl is that Ashley's nickname for Cheryl's tuzzy muzzy is Little Miss Muffin. |
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Surely 2 condoms is a worse idea, more friction = rubbing against each other = torn condoms lol?
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![]() Cheryl is unlikely to of told him personal stuff like that - and if she did, I don't think Joe is the sort to repeat it publicly! |
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R.I.P Kerry x
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She would not tell him that, when would he have seen her sleeping?
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Too glam to give a damn
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Why would him and Cheryl have a baby ?
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the kids we used to be
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this is clearly bullshit.
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ZakJam <3~
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retro physical
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the site's called 'the spoof', spoof = pisstake, therefore, fake.
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False tbh,
When would Joe ever be lucky enough to see Cheryl sleeping, I mean he has never been sleeping with her. And Im sure he didnt walk into the show one day and see Cheryl and she just runs up to him and shouts 'Joe, Me and Ashley use 2 Condoms..better to be safe than sorry'
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