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WOMBAI 17-03-2010 09:03 AM
Man used penis to assault female police officer
 
What a plonker!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/8570398.stm

setanta 17-03-2010 09:17 AM
I wonder if it was fully loaded and he was preparing to fire before she got away?

Tom 17-03-2010 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by setanta (Post 3094614)
I wonder if it was fully loaded and he was preparing to fire before she got away?
depends whether he was using it as a bat or if it was a mere turkey slap

either way its hilarious

Shasown 17-03-2010 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted by WOMBAI (Post 3094609)
PMSL he got off lightly, he wasnt entered onto the Sex Offenders Register.

LewisMarvel 17-03-2010 09:21 AM
Is it wrong i find it abit funny?

Shasown 17-03-2010 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by LewisMarvel (Post 3094618)
Is it wrong i find it abit funny?
Yes it is wrong, I found it a lot funny.

WOMBAI 17-03-2010 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by setanta (Post 3094614)
I wonder if it was fully loaded and he was preparing to fire before she got away?
The mind boggles! :hugesmile:

hennessy 17-03-2010 09:31 AM
I'm trying to fit 'in possesion of swollen goods' into a joke....

arista 17-03-2010 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by hennessy (Post 3094631)
I'm trying to fit 'in possesion of swollen goods' into a joke....

Good One.



It must have been a shock for that young officer.

setanta 17-03-2010 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by WOMBAI (Post 3094626)
The mind boggles! :hugesmile:
Obviously wasn't impressed too much by it if she decided to leg it. Hee hee.

Crimson Dynamo 17-03-2010 09:43 AM
Why did he get arrested if he was not black?

bloody racists

and immigrants

LewisMarvel 17-03-2010 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 3094642)
Why did he get arrested if he was not black?

bloody racists

and immigrants
What?

Crimson Dynamo 17-03-2010 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by LewisMarvel (Post 3094646)
What?
What? is for conversations and is not applicable when the typed word is used.

Twilight 17-03-2010 09:52 AM
Just lmfao, was he ready to fire at her?

Crimson Dynamo 17-03-2010 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Twilight (Post 3094654)
Just lmfao, was he ready to fire at her?
his weapon was half-cocked

so no

Twilight 17-03-2010 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 3094655)
his weapon was half-cocked

so no
Aw what a shame.

setanta 17-03-2010 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Twilight (Post 3094654)
Just lmfao, was he ready to fire at her?
I'd say it was a case of brewer's droop, hence the slapping. Yes, I'm a filth merchant.

LewisMarvel 17-03-2010 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 3094647)
What? is for conversations and is not applicable when the typed word is used.
No,what do you mean?

Shasown 17-03-2010 10:02 AM
I think he got picked on unfairly, he works offshore and was only doing an impersonation of a helicopter

hennessy 17-03-2010 10:14 AM
I think in Lithuania thats a marriage proposal

Beastie 17-03-2010 10:32 AM
:joker:

Crimson Dynamo 17-03-2010 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by LewisMarvel (Post 3094659)
No,what do you mean?
I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday, mum!"

Mrluvaluva 17-03-2010 02:05 PM
Dangerous. Could have had her eye out. Especially if it wasn't in a flacid state.

Jessica. 17-03-2010 02:09 PM
:laugh2:

Crimson Dynamo 17-03-2010 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Mrluvaluva (Post 3095000)
Dangerous. Could have had her eye out. Especially if it wasn't in a flacid state.
She thought she was being attached by an irate Japanese fellow with a squint


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