One liners.
 

Do you have any funny one liners?

"Nothing says 'almost caught masturbating' like having your mum walking in on you looking at the Google homepage."

That's so true, pmsl :joker:

Linda says I have loads... I can't think of any right now LOL

They say one in five people are Asian. I have five brothers. James, Paul, Jack, Keizo and Larry.

My money's on Paul.

Funny how a self-examination for testicular cancer easily turns into a wank.

Lewis LOL! Thats so true!

i have one..

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Ive heard Andy and David with a few good one-liners! :laugh:

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

and Claymores and Zippy have some good ones, too!!

LT has some good ones too!

Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

The gene pool in this place could use a little chlorine.

Early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope.