[Lewis.]

Do you have any funny one liners?

"Nothing says 'almost caught masturbating' like having your mum walking in on you looking at the Google homepage."

[Jack_]

That's so true, pmsl

[LemonJam]

Linda says I have loads... I can't think of any right now LOL

[MrGaryy]

They say one in five people are Asian. I have five brothers. James, Paul, Jack, Keizo and Larry.

My money's on Paul.

[InOne]

Funny how a self-examination for testicular cancer easily turns into a wank.

[Loukas]

Lewis LOL! Thats so true!

i have one..

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

[Stacey.]

Ive heard Andy and David with a few good one-liners!

[Beastie]

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

[Stacey.]

and Claymores and Zippy have some good ones, too!!

[WOMBAI]

LT has some good ones too!

[Shasown]

Is reading in the bathroom considered multi-tasking?

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

The gene pool in this place could use a little chlorine.

Early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

[Firewire]

Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope.