The Official Mario Quotes Thread
 

"A fake shirt for a fake person" - to Ben

To Steve - "I swear that other eye of your's is like Mad Eye Moody's from Harry Potter"
On his hair - "I look like some middleaged guy who wont accept he won"t be in a boy band"
"What's left of my brain is slowly evaporating"
On the robot task - "Titan's a heartbreaker, he promised me dinner and a date"
In the Uber Cougar task, when she says she's a ruthless maneater - "She reminds me of me, we'd probably get along so well"
"The difference between being good and bad is getting caught. That's why I'm always a good boy"
Mario: Do you think I look like Johnny Depp?
Ben: More like Louis Theroux.
About in the Uber Cougar's lair - "Do you know what John James did most of the day? Looked at my crotch"
On Uber Cougars lair - "All that's in there are skulls and baby oil."
On his clothes - "Wish I hadn't packed anything white"
"I dont' think Big brother is going to give us a sexual task" - to Ben

There's quite a lot tbh :L

Talking about Ben's visit - I remember the whole convo with Corin:
"I think I started fancyingg him again...The thing with Ben, he would never give me a yes or no answer to whether he liked me or not. The whole time we flirted with each other! But romantically my feelings four him aren't that strong."

To Sunshine: 'Just out of curiosity, does everyone die around you?'
'I have DD testicles'
'I just had a big ****'
To Sunshine: They're just jealous because your nose is a tourist attraction, it can be seen from outter space!'
To John: 'Would you scrub my back for me and make your way down to my ass'
To John: 'What's my role then, the flasher?'
'We'll have to buy some condoms on this weeks shopping list'
'I'm gonna go in naked'
'Lets see who asks for a watermelon on next weeks shopping list!'

:joker: Mario's had the best quotes of the series.

"It's only awkward is you make it awkward" Whilst sitting on Andrews lap naked last night :joker: Or something like that

"I had to work (throws hands down onto bed) SO MUCH HARDER than everyone else to gain my housemate staDus"... :joker:

Omg LOL. He is such a legend.

Last night when Davina asked him something like 'Who did you like best out of all the men?'

He goes 'All of them'

:laugh:

Doing the playscheme task.... and their was a box in the garden, and they all thought a new housemate was in their... but someone said maybe its nikki grahme... and mario said "Well lets keep her in there then"

When he was trying to kiss John: 'Stop shoving your carrot in my face'

:laugh2:

About John: 'He's got two names, John-James because he's got two different personalities'

:laugh:

Well this took off well :laugh:

ben: i wish i wasn't so anal.
mario: i wish you liked anal.

looool

Oh I loved that :D

was mario looking in the mirror.:joker:

:nono: Mario is far from fake.

"Cyanide tastes nice with walnuts. Of course by the time you realise that, you're dead" :joker:

(To Andrew) "Have I ever told you how much I like you? That was a lie" :joker:

(With an Andrew puppet) "Now that John James has gone I'm gonna smooth her right over.

To Andrew: A girlfriend would get very annoyed if you washed her lingerie without fabric softener

"I might flirt a lot but I'm not a slut. Not 'til I get out of this house anyway" :joker:

BB probably one of the best and strangest experiences of my life...apart from being born of course :joker:

While saying goodbye to the garden at the last day:

"Goodbye garden. I didn't spend as much time in you as I would have, but... I didn't"

"I look like some middle aged guy who won’t accept he won’t be in a boy-band"
Mario, on his overgrown hair