He should be on the fruit protection register
 

Apples, watcermelons, what next

Maybe he got confused when they showed how to put a condom on a banana in his school days

Banana

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The poor guy, it will follow him for the rest of his life.

The watermelon? :joker:

Stalkermelon

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He's had it if he blows a raspberry

Worse if he goes on a date

And if the plums come out it's all over

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LOL Jaye

You're all quite naive if you reckon this isn't common.

Melons are better if you're on the more gentle side. Watermelons are a common choice, but Cantaloupe melons are generally considered the melon of choice, as their centre is harder, so doesn't turn to slush as easily (and has less pips).

If you're a bit more rough, pineapples are the best of the exotic fruits because of their sturdiness, as melons can fall apart if you're too rough. However, to avoid discomfort when using pineapples, wear gloves or your hands could be scratched to death and also use "protection" as the pineapple's acidic juices can be quite nasty - could sting for days.

jaw dropping

And every woman that's ever put a cucumber up her ***** should be on the vegetable protection registrary, then yeah?

bleurgh, deffo.

It's one thing to be a vegetarian, it's another thing to make love to vegetables!

The vegetable protection register is reserved strictly for the former cast and crew of That's Life.

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Mario next :L They could experiment with fruit.