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BB11 Channel 4's last Big Brother series started June 2010. Josie Gibson was the winner. All the gossip about the Big Brother 11 house, series and housemates here! |
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08-08-2010, 01:42 AM | #1 | ||
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Apples, watcermelons, what next
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08-08-2010, 01:44 AM | #2 | |||
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Maybe he got confused when they showed how to put a condom on a banana in his school days
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08-08-2010, 01:45 AM | #3 | |||
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Blue Waffle ¬_¬
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Banana
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08-08-2010, 01:49 AM | #4 | ||
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08-08-2010, 01:51 AM | #5 | |||
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The poor guy, it will follow him for the rest of his life. |
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08-08-2010, 01:53 AM | #6 | |||
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08-08-2010, 01:54 AM | #8 | |||
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08-08-2010, 01:54 AM | #9 | |||
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08-08-2010, 01:59 AM | #10 | |||
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08-08-2010, 02:02 AM | #11 | |||
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He's had it if he blows a raspberry
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08-08-2010, 02:03 AM | #12 | |||
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Worse if he goes on a date
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08-08-2010, 02:04 AM | #13 | |||
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And if the plums come out it's all over
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08-08-2010, 02:06 AM | #14 | |||
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08-08-2010, 02:09 AM | #15 | |||
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08-08-2010, 02:22 AM | #16 | ||
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LOL Jaye
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08-08-2010, 02:29 AM | #17 | ||
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You're all quite naive if you reckon this isn't common.
Melons are better if you're on the more gentle side. Watermelons are a common choice, but Cantaloupe melons are generally considered the melon of choice, as their centre is harder, so doesn't turn to slush as easily (and has less pips). If you're a bit more rough, pineapples are the best of the exotic fruits because of their sturdiness, as melons can fall apart if you're too rough. However, to avoid discomfort when using pineapples, wear gloves or your hands could be scratched to death and also use "protection" as the pineapple's acidic juices can be quite nasty - could sting for days. |
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08-08-2010, 02:47 AM | #18 | ||
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jaw dropping
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08-08-2010, 03:19 AM | #19 | |||
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And every woman that's ever put a cucumber up her ***** should be on the vegetable protection registrary, then yeah?
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08-08-2010, 07:09 AM | #20 | ||
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It's one thing to be a vegetarian, it's another thing to make love to vegetables!
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We were the kings and queens of promise - 30 seconds to Mars DESIDERATA Go placidly amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant, they too have their story. Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit...Be cheerful. http://twitter.com/GrrrlFromMars Last edited by fizzy; 08-08-2010 at 07:09 AM. |
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08-08-2010, 08:11 AM | #21 | |||
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The vegetable protection register is reserved strictly for the former cast and crew of That's Life.
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No matter that they act like senile 12-year-olds on the Today programme website - smoking illegal fags to look tough and cool. No matter that Amis coins truly abominable terms like 'the age of horrorism' and when criticised tells people to 'fuck off'. Surely we all chuckle at the strenuous ennui of his salon drawl. Didn't he once accidentally sneer his face off? - Chris Morris - The Absurd World of Martin Amis |
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08-08-2010, 06:45 PM | #22 | ||
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13-08-2010, 10:41 PM | #23 | |||
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Mario next :L They could experiment with fruit.
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