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Fetch The Bolt Cutters 18-08-2010 10:13 PM

Claymores said i could teabag him
 
Im so excited!!!

Smithy 18-08-2010 10:25 PM

:laugh2:

Shasown 18-08-2010 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by simonsays (Post 3680231)
Im so excited!!!

So when he sucks your plums into his mouth, bites them off and spits them at you, will you be as excited to be the TIBB eunoch?

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 18-08-2010 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shasown (Post 3680397)
So when he sucks your plums into his mouth, bites them off and spits them at you, will you be as excited to be the TIBB eunoch?

I will be doing the sucking not him, i should have said he is teabagging me. Whoopsie

Claymores 19-08-2010 04:19 AM

LOL - I know I've been a bit ill, but I must have been bluddy delerious when I agreed to this. :joker:

No offence simon!

Claymores 19-08-2010 04:45 AM

PS simon - it's my birthday a week on Sunday, what have you bought me???? Don't say zimmer frame as that's too predictable :hugesmile:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 19-08-2010 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claymores (Post 3682072)
PS simon - it's my birthday a week on Sunday, what have you bought me???? Don't say zimmer frame as that's too predictable :hugesmile:

A TK Maxx gift voucher???

Claymores 19-08-2010 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by simonsays (Post 3682282)
A TK Maxx gift voucher???

Awww thanks :banana:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 19-08-2010 09:40 AM

Clay i know what to buy! We can book you wife in at a health spa and have a dirty weekend at your house. That bitch is always spoiling our plans. Now i shall have her out of the way and have you all to myself!

Stacey. 19-08-2010 09:40 AM

:laugh:

Claymores 19-08-2010 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by simonsays (Post 3682455)
Clay i know what to buy! We can book you wife in at a health spa and have a dirty weekend at your house. That bitch is always spoiling our plans. Now i shall have her out of the way and have you all to myself!

A pack of toilet rolls would be a kinder gift at the moment simon at the rate I'm going thru it with my tummy bug....and I'm not married so I just found you a saving :hugesmile:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 19-08-2010 07:34 PM

Yay your not married! Are you gay????? Meh it doesnt matter im having you anyway

Claymores 19-08-2010 08:55 PM

I could be gay because not married - your logic is hilarious!

Don't stalk me, buy me nice birthday present and romance me up!

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 20-08-2010 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claymores (Post 3685346)
I could be gay because not married - your logic is hilarious!

Don't stalk me, buy me nice birthday present and romance me up!

:bawling:

Claymores 20-08-2010 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by simonsays (Post 3687375)
:bawling:

Don't get sad wee man - plenty more fish in the sea

Shasown 20-08-2010 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claymores (Post 3685346)
I could be gay because not married - your logic is hilarious!

Don't stalk me, buy me nice birthday present and romance me up!

Ian you are a slut.... "Buy me a nice present and romance me up"!!!!!! :wink:

What constitutes a nice present?

Claymores 20-08-2010 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shasown (Post 3687416)
Ian you are a slut.... "Buy me a nice present and romance me up"!!!!!! :wink:

What constitutes a nice present?

Port Ellen 1971 Cask Strength in signatory bottle

Good answer?

Claymores 20-08-2010 09:18 AM

The number 65 sold for £1700 on ebay a year ago - I own number 63 but bought it for £55 when left North East Fife District Council and part of my leaving present was a £50 gift voucher to whisky shop, so this cost a fiver

Shasown 20-08-2010 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claymores (Post 3687491)
Port Ellen 1971 Cask Strength in signatory bottle

Good answer?

Excellent answer, now we have decided you are a who-er, lets haggle, how about a bottle of grouse?

Claymores 20-08-2010 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shasown (Post 3687416)
What constitutes a nice present?

Ticket to see the Methil East Fife win?

Shasown 20-08-2010 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claymores (Post 3687549)
Ticket to see the Methil East Fife win?

I am not a miracle worker nor can I afford to pay their opponents to throw the game.

Claymores 20-08-2010 09:40 AM

Yer a bad bastword Terry - eff off back to Engerland :hugesmile:

Shasown 20-08-2010 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claymores (Post 3687568)
Yer a bad bastword Terry - eff off back to Engerland :hugesmile:

I cant mate, there are still active arrest warrants.

Shaun 20-08-2010 03:44 PM

So threads about teabagging are allowed, but god FORBID anyone uses the F word.

This site is beyond a joke.

BOOSH 20-08-2010 04:58 PM

:laugh3:


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