omg -OMG - omg strong views from the joe
 

first x amount of weeks of john James and Josie hugging, then the coolio show, ending with the victor sham

to say i am disappointed dose not cover,
because my love for bb, made me there no1 lover.
but you have gone out with a bang that dose disgrace,
full of fake wanna be's, so keen to keep there fame trace.
for weeks on end, i did watch the duvet crease,
john and Josie never done a thing, but i still called the boredom police.
"i love you jose" has scared me and there's no heel,
then it moved onto coolio, and more hate i did feel.
but before coolio we had "screech" from "saved by the bell",
all the kids loved him, as he had them under his spell.
coolio was a complete and utter dork,
so desperate to stay young, believing chantel he could fork.
he went through the back door, but personally i would have choose the roof,
that leads me onto victor, one more goof.
fall of all the chat in the bedsit,
but his game plan is rubbish, and i can not wait for it to split.
the final big brother is closing, along with all the planners,
the nuts on big brother are dropping off, and i am glad there's no spanners.
its run its course, the end is in sight,
big brother is now all to calculating by the h-m and that's just not right.


(now the joe is a massive bb fan but looking back over this series has made me mad as its been rubish - sorry to everyone who liked it but its all now to calculated and i am glad its over for good)

this post is rubbish its a bloodly game show you dont have to watch it

The Joe is a loyal and avid BB fan which is why he takes so much time and effort to create these poems to express his views in a lighter way. For those who dont enjoy their humour at least appreciate the effort put in for OUR benefit

UBB's star attraction is Brian Dowling
at every turn he has me howling

TBH Joe am still feeling a bit p*ssed that the Josielump won BB11 and then we are launched straight into UBB - I love Brian and always have thought he was the ultimate winner - although I think there are ex HM's I would have rather seen I can see why they have put in certain ones and it is ok - but a lot of that has to do with Brian being in for me.
I would of liked to have seen Craig from BB1 as the first winner, Rex - great HM, Kate Lawler - first female winner, Sam Pepper - the ultimate stirrer (we'll never agree on that!)

the joe blows a kiss to the rhino and asks hows your days been?
i say sorry if this was a depressing poem but i really feel the show is going down the pan with the people left, i to like brian and i think he could be so much fun but all we see is this idiot victor < anyway lets hope tonights show is a change and it picks up a little < you take care my best friend on tibb rhino and thanks for all your nice words in defending me <


when i need more back up i will shout for you rhino ok so listen out lol

cringe

Can you ******ing stop with the rubbish poems and just post.