[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

first x amount of weeks of john James and Josie hugging, then the coolio show, ending with the victor sham

to say i am disappointed dose not cover,
because my love for bb, made me there no1 lover.
but you have gone out with a bang that dose disgrace,
full of fake wanna be's, so keen to keep there fame trace.
for weeks on end, i did watch the duvet crease,
john and Josie never done a thing, but i still called the boredom police.
"i love you jose" has scared me and there's no heel,
then it moved onto coolio, and more hate i did feel.
but before coolio we had "screech" from "saved by the bell",
all the kids loved him, as he had them under his spell.
coolio was a complete and utter dork,
so desperate to stay young, believing chantel he could fork.
he went through the back door, but personally i would have choose the roof,
that leads me onto victor, one more goof.
fall of all the chat in the bedsit,
but his game plan is rubbish, and i can not wait for it to split.
the final big brother is closing, along with all the planners,
the nuts on big brother are dropping off, and i am glad there's no spanners.
its run its course, the end is in sight,
big brother is now all to calculating by the h-m and that's just not right.


(now the joe is a massive bb fan but looking back over this series has made me mad as its been rubish - sorry to everyone who liked it but its all now to calculated and i am glad its over for good)

[212jadore]

this post is rubbish its a bloodly game show you dont have to watch it

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by 212jadore

this post is rubbish its a bloodly game show you dont have to watch it

The Joe is a loyal and avid BB fan which is why he takes so much time and effort to create these poems to express his views in a lighter way. For those who dont enjoy their humour at least appreciate the effort put in for OUR benefit

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by dirtyvileHARRYuk

first x amount of weeks of john James and Josie hugging, then the coolio show, ending with the victor sham

to say i am disappointed dose not cover,
because my love for bb, made me there no1 lover.
but you have gone out with a bang that dose disgrace,
full of fake wanna be's, so keen to keep there fame trace.
for weeks on end, i did watch the duvet crease,
john and Josie never done a thing, but i still called the boredom police.
"i love you jose" has scared me and there's no heel,
then it moved onto coolio, and more hate i did feel.
but before coolio we had "screech" from "saved by the bell",
all the kids loved him, as he had them under his spell.
coolio was a complete and utter dork,
so desperate to stay young, believing chantel he could fork.
he went through the back door, but personally i would have choose the roof,
that leads me onto victor, one more goof.
fall of all the chat in the bedsit,
but his game plan is rubbish, and i can not wait for it to split.
the final big brother is closing, along with all the planners,
the nuts on big brother are dropping off, and i am glad there's no spanners.
its run its course, the end is in sight,
big brother is now all to calculating by the h-m and that's just not right.


(now the joe is a massive bb fan but looking back over this series has made me mad as its been rubish - sorry to everyone who liked it but its all now to calculated and i am glad its over for good)

UBB's star attraction is Brian Dowling
at every turn he has me howling

TBH Joe am still feeling a bit p*ssed that the Josielump won BB11 and then we are launched straight into UBB - I love Brian and always have thought he was the ultimate winner - although I think there are ex HM's I would have rather seen I can see why they have put in certain ones and it is ok - but a lot of that has to do with Brian being in for me.
I would of liked to have seen Craig from BB1 as the first winner, Rex - great HM, Kate Lawler - first female winner, Sam Pepper - the ultimate stirrer (we'll never agree on that!)

[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

Originally Posted by rhino

UBB's star attraction is Brian Dowling
at every turn he has me howling

TBH Joe am still feeling a bit p*ssed that the Josielump won BB11 and then we are launched straight into UBB - I love Brian and always have thought he was the ultimate winner - although I think there are ex HM's I would have rather seen I can see why they have put in certain ones and it is ok - but a lot of that has to do with Brian being in for me.
I would of liked to have seen Craig from BB1 as the first winner, Rex - great HM, Kate Lawler - first female winner, Sam Pepper - the ultimate stirrer (we'll never agree on that!)

the joe blows a kiss to the rhino and asks hows your days been?
i say sorry if this was a depressing poem but i really feel the show is going down the pan with the people left, i to like brian and i think he could be so much fun but all we see is this idiot victor < anyway lets hope tonights show is a change and it picks up a little < you take care my best friend on tibb rhino and thanks for all your nice words in defending me <


when i need more back up i will shout for you rhino ok so listen out lol

[daniel-lewis-1985]

cringe

[Patrick]

Can you ******ing stop with the rubbish poems and just post.