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Tom 07-10-2010 04:45 PM

Outdoor urinals
 
Grim isn't the word. I can't believe people actually use these, I didn't think anyone did until I saw someone stood at it today! Anyone got them in their town? We've got them in the city centre

http://images.travelpod.com/users/ja...oor-urinal.jpg

King Gizzard 07-10-2010 04:46 PM

I suppose if you were desperate then you would have to. Never seen them before theres none around here

Imagine the type of crap that goes down those things

InOne 07-10-2010 04:47 PM

Never seen one before, although can't imagine them to be very nice. Guess it suits the pissed up weekend ravers though, stops them pissing in the street.

HBB1508 07-10-2010 05:00 PM

Gross but I had to laugh at they way they have been obliged to put a gents sign on the side!!!!

Claymores 07-10-2010 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Nate (Post 3831875)
Imagine the type of crap that goes down those things

Think they're only supposed to be pissers - not male sit-downs to rid the body of that unwise curry/kebab after 14 pints. :hugesmile:

Claymores 07-10-2010 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by HBB1508 (Post 3831918)
Gross but I had to laugh at they way they have been obliged to put a gents sign on the side!!!!

And the little kiddie in the background of that pic - luverly!

MTVN 07-10-2010 05:06 PM

Yeah, they had them in Newquay when I was there. I was strangely intrigued by the concept, so I did use them a few times :laugh: Never in broad daylight when there were a lot of people around though

Claymores 07-10-2010 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MTVN (Post 3831928)
Yeah, they had them in Newquay when I was there. I was strangely intrigued by the concept, so I did use them a few times :laugh: Never in broad daylight when there were a lot of people around though

Not in winter I hope just in case people thought you were naturally that size and it wasn't really the cold :joker:

MTVN 07-10-2010 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Claymores (Post 3831938)
Not in winter I hope just in case people thought you were naturally that size and it wasn't really the cold :joker:

Nope, it was summer thankfully, otherwise yes it could be a little embarassing :joker:

Jordan. 07-10-2010 05:25 PM

Never seen them before but i bet they are beyond awkward to use.

Tom 07-10-2010 05:28 PM

what would probably annoy me more is if you're wearing awkward jeans/boxers and can't get it away without giving everyone a good flash. Not so bad in public toilets because you're not outside and everyone in there should be a man so they shouldn't be looking, or if they do break the man code its not as though they don't have one. Would annoy me not being able to wash my hands though

Claymores 07-10-2010 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom (Post 3831987)
what would probably annoy me more is if you're wearing awkward jeans/boxers and can't get it away without giving everyone a good flash. Not so bad in public toilets because you're not outside and everyone in there should be a man so they shouldn't be looking, or if they do break the man code its not as though they don't have one. Would annoy me not being able to wash my hands though

I'm rubbish with the buttons on Levi's 501s. On holiday recently, I was getting worried that all the Germans in the male toilets would be thinking I was breaking the male code by wriggling back and forwards trying to get the buttons out!

On the other hand, when I wore the kilt, all the Germans were well impressed when I just walked up to the urinal, pulled the bottom of the kilt up to eyeline and started while they were fumbling about :hugesmile:

MTVN 07-10-2010 05:35 PM

They're mainly intended for when people are drunk aren't they? So that they dont end up pissing in the street. I'm surprised some people actually use them in broad daylight, completely sober.

Tom 07-10-2010 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Claymores (Post 3832005)
I'm rubbish with the buttons on Levi's 501s. On holiday recently, I was getting worried that all the Germans in the male toilets would be thinking I was breaking the male code by wriggling back and forwards trying to get the buttons out!

On the other hand, when I wore the kilt, all the Germans were well impressed when I just walked up to the urinal, pulled the bottom of the kilt up to eyeline and started while they were fumbling about :hugesmile:

I bet they were impressed until they seen the trail of drips on the floor :joker:

Omah 07-10-2010 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom (Post 3831987)
what would probably annoy me more is if you're wearing awkward jeans/boxers and can't get it away without giving everyone a good flash. Not so bad in public toilets because you're not outside and everyone in there should be a man so they shouldn't be looking, or if they do break the man code its not as though they don't have one. Would annoy me not being able to wash my hands though

Yeah, imagine what all those smelly fingers touched next - door handles, money, mobile phones, etc ..... :eek:

Claymores 07-10-2010 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Tom (Post 3832050)
I bet they were impressed until they seen the trail of drips on the floor :joker:

Naw- that's why hired kilts are made of extra thick weave - the sporran bumping as you walk dries it off with no visible wet patch as you walk back into mixed company :joker:

Claymores 07-10-2010 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Omah (Post 3832067)
Yeah, imagine what all those smelly fingers touched next - door handles, money, mobile phones, etc ..... :eek:

Worker heads back into the shop to finish making your Donner..........fortunately after 14 pints you don't care!

Zippy 07-10-2010 07:02 PM

Better than a shop doorway.

Its so disgusting when somebody pisses against a wall on a slope and the piss starts flooding down the road towards your shoes!

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 07-10-2010 07:04 PM

i think they only put them out on the weekend for the pissheads

i would rather piss myself tbh

Niall 07-10-2010 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by simonsays (Post 3832288)
i think they only put them out on the weekend for the pissheads

i would rather piss myself tbh

Ok you try that and tell me how it works out lol? :hugesmile:

Ramsay 07-10-2010 07:09 PM

hahahahahahahahah

Patrick 07-10-2010 07:12 PM

LOL Haven't seen them, we here in Belfast just stick to the modern public toilets *Smug smile*

Although I almost killed myself in one of them a few years ago,

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/...oilets.650.jpg

Niall 07-10-2010 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 3832310)
LOL Haven't seen them, we here in Belfast just stick to the modern public toilets *Smug smile*

Although I almost killed myself in one of them a few years ago,

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/...oilets.650.jpg

You almost died in one?!
http://thecatgift.com/wp-content/upl...7/lolcat57.jpg

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 07-10-2010 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 3832310)
LOL Haven't seen them, we here in Belfast just stick to the modern public toilets *Smug smile*

Although I almost killed myself in one of them a few years ago,

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/...oilets.650.jpg

oh wow those are snazzy

Patrick 07-10-2010 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Me! (Post 3832316)

Yeah they have a way of cleaning themselves by having water come from the top of the walls right?

I got locked in by accident and press a button and the water was coming so I hit this little 'SOS' button not having a clue what it meant at the time but just took a chance and then the door open.

I was quite embarrassed when I got out and a few people were staring lol


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