Originally Posted by Suze (Post 3894222)

BB 11 had acquired a beady little mole
Who had to live in a dirty little hole
His aim was to stir, not get caught
which he did without too much fault
deviousness seemed second nature to that mole

Trouble is the mole didn't know when to stop
And would also quite often throw a strop
If his way he didn't get
He wanted to be BBs pet
And would strip off his fur at the slightest hat drop

Originally Posted by Suze (Post 3894222)

BB 11 had acquired a beady little mole
Who had to live in a dirty little hole
His aim was to stir, not get caught
which he did without too much fault
deviousness seemed second nature to that mole

Trouble is the mole didn't know when to stop
And would also quite often throw a strop
If his way he didn't get
He wanted to be BBs pet
And would strip off his fur at the slightest hat drop

Originally Posted by Pyramid* (Post 3894130)

Wee ditties and funny poems for the BB11 housemates. Who fancies a bash and a little bit of lighthearted fun along the way?

I'll start.

BB11 wasn't really 'all that
Some housemates were simply just twats
Breaking rules all the time
Never toeing the line
Lounging about and just getting fat.

Ok. poor attempt but it's early on a Sat morn and I'm poorly. :bawling:

Originally Posted by angus58 (Post 3894292)

There once was housemate called Ben
who most definitely scored 10 out of 10
with his quiff and his pout
there was really no doubt
that we'd see him again and again.

Originally Posted by pices (Post 3894387)

A Big Brother housemate named Ben
Thrilled us again and again.
With his wit and his charm
Which was there to disharm
We gave him a ten out of ten.

But production just could not forget
Our Ben was a visible threat
To the ones they had chosen
So Bens wit, was frozen
Poor Ben was evicted from set.

Now some others are terribly bitter
All they can do is now twitter
They're stupid and senseless
But Bens not defenceless
His army will not be a quitter.

Originally Posted by angus58 (Post 3894443)

'twas the night before the final
and all through the house,
the HMs were sleeping,
and so was the mouse

Josie was snoring beneath the duvet,
while Dave, full of glory, in bed he did lay.
Andrew was snuggled up close to the Mole
whose hair had been cut in the shape of a bowl.

And last, also least, JJ2 in his dream,
was spending his winnings his face all abeam,
The most boring final in BB history
was a few hours away for the viewers to see

And when at last the result was announced
'twas no surprise to see all others trounced,
'cos the winner predictably was boring Josie
her paper bag antics made her look so dozy

Instead of the finalists there should have been
we got a pikey, a zealot, a nerd and a queen.

RIP BB:sad:

Originally Posted by rhino (Post 3894565)

Big Brother 11, well what can I say
An Australian crab and a bag full of hay
Trying to have us believe they were lovers
when they couldn't be arsed to come out of the covers
foul smelling breath and a dirty down under
no one else would want them and to me its no wonder
but Sam came along and had fun, what a chap
he wasn't impressed and cut through the crap
Even Dave was afraid Sam was hogging the telly
and showed him no love that was there in his belly
But Ben we all loved, his thick golden hair
He stood out from the crowd with the randy old mare
his beatiful voice and his quick fired wit
only one thing to say 'Ben your so fit!!!!!!!'

Originally Posted by rhino (Post 3894565)

Big Brother 11, well what can I say
An Australian crab and a bag full of hay
Trying to have us believe they were lovers
when they couldn't be arsed to come out of the covers
foul smelling breath and a dirty down under
no one else would want them and to me its no wonder
but Sam came along and had fun, what a chap
he wasn't impressed and cut through the crap
Even Dave was afraid Sam was hogging the telly
and showed him no love that was there in his belly
But Ben we all loved, his thick golden hair
He stood out from the crowd with the randy old mare
his beatiful voice and his quick fired wit
only one thing to say 'Ben your so fit!!!!!!!'

Originally Posted by Ultra Violet (Post 3894619)

Oh rhino ... stunning stuff ... so much talent here ... :elephant:

Originally Posted by Ultra Violet (Post 3894617)

Oh this is just utterly BRILLIANT ... ! :joker:

Originally Posted by angus58 (Post 3894443)

'twas the night before the final
and all through the house,
the HMs were sleeping,
and so was the mouse

Josie was snoring beneath the duvet,
while Dave, full of glory, in bed he did lay.
Andrew was snuggled up close to the Mole
whose hair had been cut in the shape of a bowl.

And last, also least, JJ2 in his dream,
was spending his winnings his face all abeam,
The most boring final in BB history
was a few hours away for the viewers to see

And when at last the result was announced
'twas no surprise to see all others trounced,
'cos the winner predictably was boring Josie
her paper bag antics made her look so dozy

Instead of the finalists there should have been
we got a pikey, a zealot, a nerd and a queen.

RIP BB:sad:

Originally Posted by rhino (Post 3894565)

Big Brother 11, well what can I say
An Australian crab and a bag full of hay
Trying to have us believe they were lovers
when they couldn't be arsed to come out of the covers
foul smelling breath and a dirty down under
no one else would want them and to me its no wonder
but Sam came along and had fun, what a chap
he wasn't impressed and cut through the crap
Even Dave was afraid Sam was hogging the telly
and showed him no love that was there in his belly
But Ben we all loved, his thick golden hair
He stood out from the crowd with the randy old mare
his beatiful voice and his quick fired wit
only one thing to say 'Ben your so fit!!!!!!!'

Originally Posted by angus58 (Post 3894443)

'twas the night before the final
and all through the house,
the HMs were sleeping,
and so was the mouse

Josie was snoring beneath the duvet,
while Dave, full of glory, in bed he did lay.
Andrew was snuggled up close to the Mole
whose hair had been cut in the shape of a bowl.

And last, also least, JJ2 in his dream,
was spending his winnings his face all abeam,
The most boring final in BB history
was a few hours away for the viewers to see

And when at last the result was announced
'twas no surprise to see all others trounced,
'cos the winner predictably was boring Josie
her paper bag antics made her look so dozy

Instead of the finalists there should have been
we got a pikey, a zealot, a nerd and a queen.

RIP BB:sad:

Originally Posted by angus58 (Post 3894443)

'twas the night before the final
and all through the house,
the HMs were sleeping,
and so was the mouse

Josie was snoring beneath the duvet,
while Dave, full of glory, in bed he did lay.
Andrew was snuggled up close to the Mole
whose hair had been cut in the shape of a bowl.

And last, also least, JJ2 in his dream,
was spending his winnings his face all abeam,
The most boring final in BB history
was a few hours away for the viewers to see

And when at last the result was announced
'twas no surprise to see all others trounced,
'cos the winner predictably was boring Josie
her paper bag antics made her look so dozy

Instead of the finalists there should have been
we got a pikey, a zealot, a nerd and a queen.

RIP BB:sad:

Originally Posted by rhino (Post 3894565)

Big Brother 11, well what can I say
An Australian crab and a bag full of hay
Trying to have us believe they were lovers
when they couldn't be arsed to come out of the covers
foul smelling breath and a dirty down under
no one else would want them and to me its no wonder
but Sam came along and had fun, what a chap
he wasn't impressed and cut through the crap
Even Dave was afraid Sam was hogging the telly
and showed him no love that was there in his belly
But Ben we all loved, his thick golden hair
He stood out from the crowd with the randy old mare
his beatiful voice and his quick fired wit
only one thing to say 'Ben your so fit!!!!!!!'