Your Dream C5 Opening Line
 

As much as I'd love Emma Willis to be the new host I chuckled to myself when it was reported Cheryl Cole was rumoured for it.

I imagined the opening of the CBB8 launch going something like this...

EXT. THE BIG BROTHER COMPOUND - DUSK

A huge crowd stands silently, but excited, behind safety rails. Their heads dart in all directions. Some at the camera, some up at the house, and some to their right. The camera swishes left to reveal two SUITED SECURITY GUARDS are stood at the end of a red carpet. A white limo pulls up. The guards turn and open the passenger door as the camera moves forward slightly. CHERYL COLE is sat with a glass of champagne in her left hand and the other rested on her right shoulder. She turns to face the camera.

CHERYL (mockingly)
This is Davina? You are live on Channel 4? Please do not swear?

She stands and exits the limo with her right hand raised in eccentiricty to the air as the camera slowly pulls back.

CHERYL (cont'd)
This is Cheryl. You are live on Channel 5. Swear as much as you ******in' like, pet!

She gurns and performs the funky chicken, still holding the chapagne glass. The crowd goes wild. As the camera tracks back we see a champagne bottle in between Cheryl's legs. An obvious homage to Kinga and Big Brother's glory days. Big Brother is back.

CUE TITLES

"Big Brother told you we would get back to you!"

'Big Brother has got back to you...'

Very true and appropriate

Troll! But I like and I laughed anyway :D

(the last scene used in c4 with the diary room and big brother saying "big brother will get back to you") then the camera zooms past the audience who are going crazy and the presenter says " remember big brothers word is always final"

Something about BB getting back to us. <3

Girls, girls. Settle. All is well.



Love it. :)

I liked the text in bold, from then it became un-classy for Cheryl and quite tacky. But chnage the end bit and it would be spot on! (But with Emma Willis instead.) :dance:

This!!

That would be epic. I got goosebumps just reading it.

The camera looks at the grave which C4 used in the garden of the house, and then the new host (whoever that may be) will be walking up to the grave with some flowers looking all upset. The host will put the flowers down on the grave, and while he/she is still down on one knee putting the flowers down, a hand will burst out of the grave and a voice will say, "i'm back!". The host will be all scared and scream and then run off and the voice will be going "hahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" in an evil echoey voice while he/she is running off.

Then the epic new titles will appear.

This is a good idea to :)

Yes, well... It is tacky and not the most realistic but I can dream lol. I thought the touch of moving onwards and upwards from wine bottles to champagne bottles was classy enough.

Anyhow, Emma Willis for the job!

Fantastic! When I read this I imagined Marcus Bentley's voice, because it is so recogniseable with BB, but then he isn't BB itself. Greta idea though :D

Here is my plan.

We cut to the house in pitch black then the lights come on to show the out side then the tv screen come on with like a bad signal so like the test card and lines going up and down then it recovers and a dark room with marcus and a blacked out man and marcus says day one on five then the blacked out man says WE TOLD YOU WE WILL BE BACK

I love both of these's idea's, i think these could really work, & be good to see on screen.

An external shot of the house in complete darkness, then one by one those huge industrial lights turn on, making that industrial noise. A final light illuminates Emma Willis on stage pronouncing 'fuck ofcom'.

With an outer space theme the show could begin with - Different shots of the audience shouting 10, 9 , 8 , 7 , 6 , 5 , 4 , 3 , 2 , 1 / ZOoms to Presenter Blast Off

This is a good idea but instead of saying fuck ofcom.. She should say "Big Brother told you he would get back to you... And remember... Big Brother's word is always final!" - Then the crowd goes wild and then the Theme Tune and Titles begin!!!!!!!!!!!! ------ That would be heaven to watch :lovedup::lovedup::lovedup:

I'd love the camera to fly around the cheering crowd, then go towards the TV which shows the beginning of the titles, then it cuts to the titles. :D

'C4 what a bore, C5? BIG BROTHER IS ALIVE'

Love this! :hello:

LOL @ all these ideas, it'll probably just be a normal boring opening 'Welcome to BB on C5' or something. :laugh:

I prefered "****** Ofcom" tbh lol. It really is the destroyer of British TV

Fantastic!