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Christmas Cracker Jokes!
Why did the painting end up in prison?
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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre…
Spoiler: Why did the atheist cross the road? Spoiler: |
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How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Spoiler: What do you call a fish with no eyes Spoiler: |
How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
Spoiler: Why does Santa have three gardens? Spoiler: What is Santa's favourite pizza? Spoiler: |
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Spoiler: Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Spoiler: |
What goes ha ha ha clonk?
Spoiler: What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon? Spoiler: "Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." Spoiler: |
What do you call a man with paper trousers.....
Spoiler: What do you call a man with a pole through his leg.... Spoiler: Why should men always make their wives a cup of tea...... Spoiler: ..thank you very much...I am available for Christmas parties... |
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My top Cracker Joke of Christmas 2011 :
What award did the top door knocker designer win? Spoiler: |
Why did the ferrett go to the vet?
He had aids |
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