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Shaun 22-04-2012 09:55 PM

Shu365's Most Loved Reasons Consultancy
 
Struggling to give your most-loved members that special little signature from your reasoning? Find yourself using the words 'nice' and 'funny' too often? Just plain lazy?

LOOK NO FURTHER

Shu365 has compiled a list of preset reasons easily bendable to match your chosen member. Here's a quick sample!

Quote:

  • Once, when I was unconscious, he gave me CPR and I can't really thank the man enough for it.
  • Every time she posts I wish I was listening to "She Will be Loved" by Maroon 5 but I own no cassette players so this will have to do, really.
  • This vision of an albino horse in my dreams told me to.
  • I have a handful of photos of them printed out and compiled in a binder, to take to the hairdresser's. I just love their style.
  • His favourite film is Jumanji and I just bloody love Robin Williams, okay?
  • I really admired the way she ran the TiBB Sport Relief marathon. Still feel sore from typing non-stop for 6 days but oh well! Those Africans won't feed themselves haha!
  • He loaned me a tenner when I needed to use Novo's betting suggestions, and even though I lost £3.79 he told me he didn't mind.
  • She has a pine bookcase and I yearn to smell it.
  • You know that scene in Inception where Nelson Mandela bites into a twinkie? No? Well ____ does, and he's willing to put up with my fantasies.
  • A lifetime of nihilism and depression has led me to believe that she's as good as it gets.

And many, many more!

For a quick subscription fee of at least 5 Most-Loved points, Shu365 will fill out your entire list. Discretion is always used, and customer satisfaction guaranteed.

Sign up fast! The first 5 subscribers will receive a personalised keyring!

Kate! 22-04-2012 10:00 PM

I qualify for the free keyring ;) and would like it delivered by a sexy man tout suite. Merci.

Shaun 22-04-2012 10:14 PM

this isn't a gigolo service :rolleyes: skank

King Gizzard 22-04-2012 10:36 PM

do you sell nectarines here?

Shaun 22-04-2012 10:37 PM

No but we have a glass dish filled with pecans.

Z 22-04-2012 10:37 PM

:laugh2:

Kate! 23-04-2012 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 5095529)
this isn't a gigolo service :rolleyes: skank

Ooooh lala. Fiesty little pop tart you are!

:D

Shaun 23-04-2012 03:18 AM

just a tart thanks

Niamh. 23-04-2012 10:43 AM

I'm struggling to think of a reason for Marc other than he's Ginger and I feel sorry for him, any suggestions?

Shaun 23-04-2012 10:46 AM

-gives you a keyring-

How about:
- "His red hair ignites fire in my soul, and I wish he'd stop receiving death threats from estranged family members over it. Also, he can bate quite ably."

?

Niamh. 23-04-2012 10:58 AM

How poetic Shaun :love: Gingers need love too


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