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Elephants Jokes please?

How many Elephants could you get in an empty Mini?

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One, cos after that it wouldn't be empty. :p

An Elephant and flea joke riddle:- A serious question with an answer too.

If it takes a yard and a half of tripe to make an Elephant a seal skin waistcoat what would it take to make a flea a suit

Answer: A bloody good taylor........

Kate I love you but that's the worst joke I've ever heard and I've seen Scott's threads

..why did the elephant fall out of the tree


..why did the second elephant fall out of the tree


..why did the third elephant fall out of the tree


..why did the tree fall down

Ammi :laugh2::laugh2:

Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.

:joker:

:laugh3:

:p pffft, its genius! :love:

What's grey, has a trunk, but is not an elephant?



Heheh.

Ammi :laugh2:

Kate... not improving I'm afraid :p

here's a proper joke :hmph:

Naughty Shaun :D

Right I'm on a mission now for the ultimate elephant joke.. I may be gone some time.

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?


How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?


What did Jane say when he she saw the elephants coming over the hill?


How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant if you’re color blind?


:pipe:

How do you know if there is an elephant in the pub?


How do you know if there are two elephants in the pub?


How do you know if there are three elephants in the pub?


:laugh:

Omah!! :laugh3:

- has visions of elephants playing pool in a pub! -

How do elephants climb an oak tree?



How do elephants get down from an oak tree?



:joker:

How do you get down from an elephant?



:laugh:

Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini? Q: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini? Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your refrigerator? Q: How do you know there are three elephants in your refrigerator? Q: How do you know there are four elephants in your refrigerator? :cheer2:

(1) Why did the elephant cross the road?



(2) Why did the elephant cry?



(3) How many elephants can you fit into a 7-seater car?



(4) Why did the elephant get someone to drive it to someone's house?



(5) How did the elephant get the money to hire a driver?



(6) Why did the elephant go to the pub afterwards?



(7) Why did the elephant attend a series of funerals after?



(8) Why did the elephant cry afterwards?

Why did the elephant die?

Why did the elephant come back to life?

Wtf are you all on. :D