Shiv and the cliches
 

Shiv loves to make up a good cliche.., wake up and smell the humus. Here are some more I thought up for her to use on her eviction :devil:

I moved my hands and I lost the 100 grand

I just talked sh.it and now I ain't gonna win... IT

I lied down with Ash and I woke up with a Tash

I dished it out, but I've got a face like a sour trout

I put the grate back into Great Britain

:devil:

:joker:

She talks in riddles to sound clever and make her argument more fancy... but in fact she just comes across completely ridiculous.

"Wake up and smell the.....Hummus"

she takes lines used in rap that sound like crap she needs a slap

you are a poet and you no it ?

'I put the grate back into Great Britain'

:)

She needs to stay

that's what I see when she talks too. Shiv reminds me of a parrot, it goes in one ear and comes out the mouth without ever going past the brain...accept parrots don't tend to get their words mixed up so it's a bit of an unfair comparison for the parrot really :laugh:

This made me lol

She has verbal diahorrea of the mouth.... You can't reason with people like that.

You didn't even take the time, to make that one rhyme :nono:

As soon as she realises she can't win the argument by intimidation she tries to baffle them with nonsense.

when Shiv talks it makes me cringe, it's probably because it comes straight out of her m...