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Fetch The Bolt Cutters 25-09-2012 08:57 PM
Man 'claims prostitute turned into donkey'
 
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news...to-donkey.html

Quote:
A man charged with having sex with a donkey has claimed that the creature was a human prostitute who later turned into an animal.

Sunday Moyo, 28, from Mandava township in Zvishavane, Zimbabwe made the claim when appearing in court on Monday, New Zimbabwe reports.

Moyo told magistrate Mildred Matuv: "Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested.

"I had hired a prostitute and paid $20 for the service at Down Town nightclub and I don't know how she then became a donkey."

Moyo had been spotted performing a sex act on a donkey tied by its neck to a tree at 4am on Sunday morning during a routine patrol by officers.

He was remanded in custody until October 27 and ordered to be examined by two government-employed psychiatrists.
:laugh3:

Niall 25-09-2012 09:01 PM
:joker: :joker:

Marcus. 25-09-2012 09:02 PM
someone was out of the minds or really sick in the head

Me. I Am Salman 25-09-2012 09:03 PM
I googled Sunday Moyo and
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CTPceLy8vY...nkey-shrek.jpg

Fetch The Bolt Cutters 25-09-2012 09:05 PM
I CANNOT ****ING BREATHE @ 'I don't know how she then became a donkey' :joker:

Marcus. 25-09-2012 09:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Salman! (Post 5509102)
lol

fruit_cake 25-09-2012 09:13 PM
I guess she thought 'ee was a bit of 'oor right

Marc 25-09-2012 09:15 PM
:laugh2:

GypsyGoth 25-09-2012 09:15 PM
He's made an ass out of himself.

fruit_cake 25-09-2012 09:16 PM
:laugh3:

Jake. 25-09-2012 09:17 PM
dying :joker:

CharlieO 25-09-2012 09:19 PM
:laugh3:

Suze 25-09-2012 09:30 PM
That poor Donkey :( Still, it made $20 out of it.

Mrluvaluva 25-09-2012 09:30 PM
Totally plausible...

thesheriff443 25-09-2012 10:09 PM
or is it that a donkey turned into a man.

Mystic Mock 25-09-2012 11:08 PM
Why do these psychos always make up that lie lol?

bbfan1991 26-09-2012 02:25 PM
Too much Donkey Kong going on smh:laugh3:.

Mystic Mock 26-09-2012 03:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bbfan1991 (Post 5510509)
Too much Donkey Kong going on smh:laugh3:.
:laugh3:

Kate! 26-09-2012 03:55 PM
Hee Haw!!

:laugh2:

Marsh. 27-01-2016 03:32 PM
:omgno:

billy123 28-01-2016 11:32 AM
I hate it when that happens.

Crimson Dynamo 28-01-2016 11:39 AM
we have all been there

:idc:

kirklancaster 28-01-2016 12:32 PM
SUNDAY MOYO? Is this the same guy who said:

I once asked a horse for sex but it said "Neigh".
I once shagged a pig but it squealed on me and got me done.
I once asked an owl if it gave BJ's and it said "Who?"
I once asked a cat if it would toss me off and it said "Me? How?".
I once shagged a sheep and asked it how I'd performed and it said "Not Baaad".
I once flashed to a crow and it went 'Cor!!"
I once asked a dog what type of sex it was into and it said "Rough".
I once dated a female cod and she laid on the slab and said "Fill it".

I'm SURE it's him.

billy123 28-01-2016 12:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kirklancaster (Post 8468971)
SUNDAY MOYO? Is this the same guy who said:

I once asked a horse for sex but it said "Neigh".
I once shagged a pig but it squealed on me and got me done.
I once asked an owl if it gave BJ's and it said "Who?"
I once asked a cat if it would toss me off and it said "Me? How?".
I once shagged a sheep and asked it how I'd performed and it said "Not Baaad".
I once flashed to a crow and it went 'Cor!!"
I once asked a dog what type of sex it was into and it said "Rough".
I once dated a female cod and she laid on the slab and said "Fill it".

I'm SURE it's him.
Haha nice one. :joker:

arista 28-01-2016 01:01 PM
Marsh digging up a 4 year old thread


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