My ****ty week: Part 2
 

Yesterday morning I was innocently standing in the shower, rejoicing about how crabs free I was, when suddenly I felt like it was very slippery beneath my feet. Perhaps it was shampoo, perhaps it was soap, perhaps a mixture or perhaps, just perhaps, there is a God and he has it out for me. Next thing I know I fell forward and smashed my face off the edge of the bath, and I now have a nasty gash on my nose that has been glued shut and I have a broken nose.

Happy Halloween everyone.

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Aw no :hug:

Aww Zee :hug:

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Theres nothing there ya big wuss! ;)

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they say it comes in three's!

I'm genuinely waiting for the third and worst thing any minute now. I went for a haircut yesterday after I broke my nose and my best friend said "you'll probably find out you have stage 4 cancer, at least you're getting your hair cut now. Have a great day!" pmsl

well at least you didn't die

-hurries to plant some tripwire-

Holy crap! That's awful news, but thankfully it doesn't look that bad :hug:

- loves how this thread reactions started out as really sympathetic and soon deteriorated to tripwires :D -

OMG, you have to be the most unlucky person ever :joker:

you had an unlucky day

Poor Greg, you look more manly now and rugged

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Greg it's not funny but the way you describe things is hysterical. :love:

Hope your nose is ok.

You are still hot even with a cut nose Zee xo.

Bless, at least you still look cute though :laugh:
most people would look terrible after a broken nose haha

crabs and a broken nose

what an unfortunate combination

poor Greg :(

My best friend says he doesn't find me funny unless I'm in a bad mood because of the way I rant about things hahahaha.

I'm always plagued by bad luck... it's character building? :laugh2:

That is one lovely gash m8

Poor you:(. Can't you claim bath compensation!

You need Shaun helping you.

Its Scottish Fun

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Oh Greg, you poor, unfortunate soul. :hug: