[Z]

Yesterday morning I was innocently standing in the shower, rejoicing about how crabs free I was, when suddenly I felt like it was very slippery beneath my feet. Perhaps it was shampoo, perhaps it was soap, perhaps a mixture or perhaps, just perhaps, there is a God and he has it out for me. Next thing I know I fell forward and smashed my face off the edge of the bath, and I now have a nasty gash on my nose that has been glued shut and I have a broken nose.

Happy Halloween everyone.

[Niamh.]

Aw no

[Kate!]

Aww Zee

[Vanessa]

[Kizzy]

Theres nothing there ya big wuss!

[CharlieO]

[thesheriff443]

they say it comes in three's!

[Z]

I'm genuinely waiting for the third and worst thing any minute now. I went for a haircut yesterday after I broke my nose and my best friend said "you'll probably find out you have stage 4 cancer, at least you're getting your hair cut now. Have a great day!" pmsl

[Shaun]

well at least you didn't die

-hurries to plant some tripwire-

[GypsyGoth]

Holy crap! That's awful news, but thankfully it doesn't look that bad

[Kate!]

- loves how this thread reactions started out as really sympathetic and soon deteriorated to tripwires -

[Vicky.]

OMG, you have to be the most unlucky person ever

[Marcus.]

you had an unlucky day

[Marc]

Poor Greg, you look more manly now and rugged

[Benjamin]

Greg it's not funny but the way you describe things is hysterical.

Hope your nose is ok.

[Black Dagger]

You are still hot even with a cut nose Zee xo.

[Munchkins]

Bless, at least you still look cute though
most people would look terrible after a broken nose haha

[Ninastar]

crabs and a broken nose

what an unfortunate combination

[CaraRawr]

poor Greg

[Z]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Greg it's not funny but the way you describe things is hysterical.

Hope your nose is ok.

My best friend says he doesn't find me funny unless I'm in a bad mood because of the way I rant about things hahahaha.

I'm always plagued by bad luck... it's character building?

[King Gizzard]

That is one lovely gash m8

[bbfan1991]

Poor you. Can't you claim bath compensation!

[arista]

Originally Posted by Zee

Yesterday morning I was innocently standing in the shower, rejoicing about how crabs free I was, when suddenly I felt like it was very slippery beneath my feet. Perhaps it was shampoo, perhaps it was soap, perhaps a mixture or perhaps, just perhaps, there is a God and he has it out for me. Next thing I know I fell forward and smashed my face off the edge of the bath, and I now have a nasty gash on my nose that has been glued shut and I have a broken nose.

Happy Halloween everyone.

You need Shaun helping you.

[arista]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Greg it's not funny but the way you describe things is hysterical.

Hope your nose is ok.

Its Scottish Fun

[Niall]

Oh Greg, you poor, unfortunate soul.