What shouldn't you say to a woman in labour?
 

..ok, I shamelessly stole this off another site..but as we're about to have a TiBB baby, I thought it would be appropriate here...personally, I think it's best not to say anything to a woman in labour...just keep silent and hope you come out of of it alive..but here are a few of the replies from the thread....

..'can you not squeeze my hand so hard, it really hurts'

..'I feel your pain'

..'can you keep it down a bit, I'm trying to watch the football'

..what other things should you never say to a woman in labour..?

faint

"I slept with your sister" probably isn't advisable.

i dont love you

lol Shaun...eh

I bet a kick in the balls hurts more than that

"I can see the head...! Oh my god, it's well fit!"

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"You have no idea how much this hurts"

..it sounds as though you're having a bad day as well...

As your legs are already open........................fancy a quickie?

Now I know you feel that screaming is acceptable, but, and go with me on this one. How about you shut the **** up for 5 ****ing minutes?

I am not going near that again (points at her ****).

****ing hell. You've **** yourself. This is definitely going on facebook.

Why is he wearing a "Jim fixed it for me" badge?

:laugh2:

woh to far due to far

I vote Conservative. (cannot resist a politics comment).

No really, I guess it would be this, which my Brother said to his wife when she was in labour.
''What an almighty fuss over a simple natural event''.
I am told she threw something at him.

Will you be finished by tea-time or shall I get myself some fish'n'chips?

:joker: :joker: :joker:

that not funny :nono:

Keep it in a little longer luv ya making a right mess on the carpet!!

Does it feel better than what it did when my penis was inside you?

http://i46.tinypic.com/f39cuh.jpg

Stop moaning

gonnae no dae that petal

it looks like the black hole of calcuta down there

it can't hurt that much

The worst thing I can imagine gavin saying is anything along the lines of 'calm down, it cant be that bad'. Or any mention of having another child...or even sex at any point in the future :laugh:

I bet she did :laugh2:

Could you keep the noise down love I have a hangover