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Old 16-11-2012, 04:54 PM #1
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Default What shouldn't you say to a woman in labour?
..ok, I shamelessly stole this off another site..but as we're about to have a TiBB baby, I thought it would be appropriate here...personally, I think it's best not to say anything to a woman in labour...just keep silent and hope you come out of of it alive..but here are a few of the replies from the thread....

..'can you not squeeze my hand so hard, it really hurts'

..'I feel your pain'

..'can you keep it down a bit, I'm trying to watch the football'

..what other things should you never say to a woman in labour..?
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Cad is gá dom a dhéanamh mura bhfuil mé ag bualadh leat?
Tá ceann folamh agam, yah, agus pearsantacht nua
Eirím níos dofheicthe, is tú imithe, ó mo shaol
Níl aon rud fágtha sa scátháin
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Tá ceann folamh agam, yah, agus pearsantacht nua
Eirím níos dofheicthe, is tú imithe, ó mo shaol
Níl aon rud fágtha sa scátháin
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As your legs are already open........................fancy a quickie?

Now I know you feel that screaming is acceptable, but, and go with me on this one. How about you shut the **** up for 5 ****ing minutes?

I am not going near that again (points at her ****).

****ing hell. You've **** yourself. This is definitely going on facebook.
 
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I vote Conservative. (cannot resist a politics comment).

No really, I guess it would be this, which my Brother said to his wife when she was in labour.
''What an almighty fuss over a simple natural event''.
I am told she threw something at him.
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The worst thing I can imagine gavin saying is anything along the lines of 'calm down, it cant be that bad'. Or any mention of having another child...or even sex at any point in the future
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No really, I guess it would be this, which my Brother said to his wife when she was in labour.
''What an almighty fuss over a simple natural event''.
I am told she threw something at him.
I bet she did
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