callum should become rambo in tree house
 

I reckon he should go full on psycho
if he said to them all exactly what he thinks, which is they are a bunch of game playing cowards....which they are and that theyre just picking on him as an easy target, which they are

then after giving them a piece of his mind, he should go and live in the tree house

then he could live in the great outdoors for the rest of the series....shower in the garden....only come in for tasks....build himself a rope ladder so only he can get up there.......live off the land , harvest his crops from the garden, maybe capture the odd squirrell and hog roast it

then burst into tears talking about his painful experiences as a primary school teacher.....hopefully he can then wreak a horrible revenge on his enemies with a variety of practical jokes and pranks...if he goes john Rambo, he may be able to pull victory from the huge bonfire in his painting

Lmao

To really do a 'Rambo', he needs to sabotage some cameras so BB can't follow him.
Then he can start terrorizing the HM's - peeing in Dexter's makeup bag, wanking onto Charlie's pillow, etc.

"This is Big Brother. Will Callum please come to the diary room."

Callum, wearing nothing but a thong and mud camouflage, dramatically rises out of the pool and grimaces at one of the remaining cameras.

He runs into the house and hurls himself through the 2-way mirror into the BOTS studio. Rylan cowers in terror behind a terrified audience member as a near-naked, mud-covered Callum screams "Ask me how I feel! Ask me how I feel!"

"Calm down Callum, tell us what's your knatter?" AJ squawks patronisingly.
Callum puts his fist through her face ("THAT'S my knatter, biotch!") and starts destroying equipment, end of Rambo 2 style.

Actually, I'm surprised that he hasn't 'snapped' yet.
He seems like a man on the edge. Perhaps Charlie's betrayal WILL be the final straw!

lol

everybody knows you should never go full rambo though he did say i,ll be back to dex the other day maybe he will go full terminator. i do think he is a robot so its possible

oh hell yes .....now youre talking my language....smash the lights, cut the electric....bring in the rats.....find his way by torch light.....clearly this started with his frog rescue yesterday....maybe a few hostage too......dexy ? gina? Charlie? urination and desecration are useful tools....but all hed need with gina is to remove the face masks....the twins take their candy bars....hazel take her superbras and lip gloss....Charlie well just fill her with whiskey....dexy must be interrogated 24 hours a day under torchlight to find out if everything he says is 24 carrot bulls*it.....this man is a potential green beret gone loop the loop:devil:

^Lol! Yes!
THIS is why Callum has fans. He's a loose canon just waiting for his fuse to be ignited.
What Callum-haters don't get is that its PRECISELY his "weirdness" that makes him so awesome!

He'de win it then :joker::joker:

hed leave in a straight jacket, but damn it he would storm to the title and would forever haunt our dreams:dance:

I love this post :joker: