[the truth]

I reckon he should go full on psycho
if he said to them all exactly what he thinks, which is they are a bunch of game playing cowards....which they are and that theyre just picking on him as an easy target, which they are

then after giving them a piece of his mind, he should go and live in the tree house

then he could live in the great outdoors for the rest of the series....shower in the garden....only come in for tasks....build himself a rope ladder so only he can get up there.......live off the land , harvest his crops from the garden, maybe capture the odd squirrell and hog roast it

then burst into tears talking about his painful experiences as a primary school teacher.....hopefully he can then wreak a horrible revenge on his enemies with a variety of practical jokes and pranks...if he goes john Rambo, he may be able to pull victory from the huge bonfire in his painting