dexy v callum
 

can we have a thread of the various polite insults exchanged by these legendary housemates

tonights zingers included dexys

you send shivers down my curved spine
callums was is there a law about talking that much bulls*it
dexys line before was wed love to claw each others faces off
callum has retorted with ...your outfit suits your devious character
dexy said youre criney and have eyes like a serial killer

I find it pure comedy gold

have a gander at this latest clip of the 2 of them trading endless insults
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyzvYOF-kQI

callum says "I like to know how full of sh*t a man is.....dexy laughs "this coming from a man who claims to have bedded 1000 women and a mother and daughter"
lmao

pls if u can recall any other pearlers pls fill in the :wavey:spaces here

pls watch this priceless clip

"I will bend you over and stick it in you"

I'll bend you over was added by Callum. Dexter never said that.

He did say that he admitted saying that to sam in the bedroom :conf:

this clip must be from todays episode where dexy is dressed as some kind of moustachioed devil

Heres my favorite bits

Callum - ive been my true self you havent

Dexter - ive got you sus' d

Callum - no ive not given up as much of myself as you

contradicting yourself much Callum :joker:

he seems to be in callums head....its only callum who ever gets wound up....bit of ocd perhaps? dexy is having a whale of a time

That says it all to me ,Dexter is having a 'whale of a time' by making someones elses life uncomfortable,that about sums up Dexter the rat.

I don't actually think Dexter is having a whale of a time.

He went into the BB house to make friends and to try and turn his life around, or so he says. I assume from that he found his life very unsatisfactory.

Spectacular fail so far as making friends is concerned. I have a feeling his life won't change very much at all once he leaves the house. Even his own mother seems pretty lukewarm towards him, despite a brief show of "affection" during the freeze task.

well lets just say , hes toying with callum like a cat with a dead mouse......
I think dexy gets some level of amusement from it, but he wants to go on to bigger and better things....but there is nowhere else to go in there....I actually like him and callum in different ways, despite their flaws....callum doesn't seem to be able to switch off mentally so he gets totally consumed by whatever is consuming him.....dexy simply goes back to planet dex