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HM Limerick Corner.
Post your best HM limericks here. It's all in good fun. Lets have a giggle.
Jack and Joe were having a bitch Saying lets hope it's Dex they evict Could be us whispered Jack Joe said no don't talk crap Cos mum says were funny as shyt. As Callum talked under his breath Dexter said wtf you dick head Cal said don't start on me Cos i'll eat you for tea with chiante and flava bean spread |
I'm sitting here reading this thread,
And something is wrecking my head, Why on earth? do I wonder Or is it simply a blunder, Did you spell Limerick with a Y! |
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Won't let me change it oh well lol
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although If I change it my Limerick won't make sense http://www.curioustopic.com/images/smilies/humm.gif
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There once was a woman named Charlie With Callum she was having a Barney Love was about to begin But then Dexter joined in So Callum ran him down with his Harley |
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Gina and Hazel were doing a task, The needed to pin one another to the mat, Hazel beat Ginas ass, She's a very strong lass, But Ginas pride took more of a beating then that! |
Here I sit with a broken heart,
spent three pound fifty, to ensure the twins would depart, now i've checked with that handy oddschecker, And found that i've only gone and wasted the fekker! My pension's a pittance , i'm a silly old fool, now i'm looking in my wallet and feeling a tool!! :joker::joker: |
Hazel's fave to go in tonight's eviction,
Because Gina's a ***** who causes unneeded friction, She'll go out to hate, which was always her fate, But she won''t hear it because the chavs have crap diction |
There once was an escapee from the asylum
Who entered Big Brother for stardom "With excessive lies and a lack of medication I'll become the UKs newest irritation I'm deceptively intelligent, the smart one" But he fell in love with a girl And his eyes started to swell "If I'm not crowned the winner I'll cut you up and eat you for dinner And I'll probably murder Dexter as well" |
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awww boo
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There once was a housemate called Hazel
Who's eyes were particularly evil. She wanted a laugh. So slapped Daley's arse. Then got half strangled to death in the process. There once was a hm called Sam. |
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In my opinion Dexter is cool
But a lot of people call him drool Well they are thick Cal should be nicked And Dex should go use the pool. I can only apologize for how bad that was. |
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Only joking mate. :joker: |
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One more..
Tits out, looks a bit of a screamer Was rude and a loud, lairy diva She's got plenty of tats Wears nuff beanie hats One got snatched by a goddess called Gina. |
The life of a twin - they've divulged
Involves being over-indulged They believe they are funny And in for the money Wallets then like their waists will be bulged... |
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