[Johnnyuk123]

Post your best HM limericks here. It's all in good fun. Lets have a giggle.


Jack and Joe were having a bitch
Saying lets hope it's Dex they evict
Could be us whispered Jack
Joe said no don't talk crap
Cos mum says were funny as shyt.


As Callum talked under his breath
Dexter said wtf you dick head
Cal said don't start on me
Cos i'll eat you for tea
with chiante and flava bean spread

[Niamh.]

I'm sitting here reading this thread,
And something is wrecking my head,
Why on earth? do I wonder
Or is it simply a blunder,
Did you spell Limerick with a Y!

[Johnnyuk123]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I'm sitting here reading this thread,
And something is wrecking my head,
Why on earth? do I wonder
Or is it simply a blunder,
Did you spell Limerick with a Y!

lol i'll correct it. lol

[Johnnyuk123]

Won't let me change it oh well lol

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123

Won't let me change it oh well lol

I'll change it for you

[Johnnyuk123]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I'll change it for you

Aww thanks!

[Niamh.]

although If I change it my Limerick won't make sense

[Johnnyuk123]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

although If I change it my Limerick won't make sense

lol

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

although If I change it my Limerick won't make sense

He misspelt it I think you should give him an infraction

There once was a woman named Charlie
With Callum she was having a Barney
Love was about to begin
But then Dexter joined in
So Callum ran him down with his Harley

[fingers]

Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123

Won't let me change it oh well lol

Don't know why, click on Go Advanced and you can edit header

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

He misspelt it I think you should give him an infraction

There once was a woman named Charlie
With Callum she was having a Barney
Love was about to begin
But then Dexter joined in
So Callum ran him down with his Harley

I might

Gina and Hazel were doing a task,
The needed to pin one another to the mat,
Hazel beat Ginas ass,
She's a very strong lass,
But Ginas pride took more of a beating then that!

[Lex]

Here I sit with a broken heart,
spent three pound fifty,
to ensure the twins would depart,
now i've checked with that handy oddschecker,
And found that i've only gone and wasted the fekker!
My pension's a pittance , i'm a silly old fool,
now i'm looking in my wallet and feeling a tool!!

[Scream]

Hazel's fave to go in tonight's eviction,
Because Gina's a ***** who causes unneeded friction,
She'll go out to hate,
which was always her fate,
But she won''t hear it because the chavs have crap diction

[Withano]

There once was an escapee from the asylum
Who entered Big Brother for stardom
"With excessive lies and a lack of medication
I'll become the UKs newest irritation
I'm deceptively intelligent, the smart one"

But he fell in love with a girl
And his eyes started to swell
"If I'm not crowned the winner
I'll cut you up and eat you for dinner
And I'll probably murder Dexter as well"

[Johnnyuk123]

Originally Posted by fingers

Don't know why, click on Go Advanced and you can edit header

Thanks MrBurns!

[Niamh.]

awww boo

[Johnnyuk123]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

He misspelt it I think you should give him an infraction

There once was a woman named Charlie
With Callum she was having a Barney
Love was about to begin
But then Dexter joined in
So Callum ran him down with his Harley

There would be no one here if we got an infraction for spelling mistakes. lol

[MrWong]

There once was a housemate called Hazel
Who's eyes were particularly evil.
She wanted a laugh.
So slapped Daley's arse.
Then got half strangled to death in the process.


There once was a hm called Sam.

[Lex]

Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123

There would be no one here if we got an infraction for spelling mistakes. lol

Two troo!

[Sophster]

In my opinion Dexter is cool
But a lot of people call him drool
Well they are thick
Cal should be nicked
And Dex should go use the pool.


I can only apologize for how bad that was.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Johnnyuk123

There would be no one here if we got an infraction for spelling mistakes. lol

I know but I knew she would never do it if my reason was that I don't like you




Only joking mate.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by Lex

Two troo!

This deserves a 2 week ban

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by MrWong

There once was a housemate called Hazel
Who's eyes were particularly evil.
She wanted a laugh.
So slapped Daley's arse.
Then got half strangled to death in the process.


There once was a hm called Sam.

very good

[MrWong]

One more..

Tits out, looks a bit of a screamer
Was rude and a loud, lairy diva
She's got plenty of tats
Wears nuff beanie hats
One got snatched by a goddess called Gina.

[mr rochester]

The life of a twin - they've divulged
Involves being over-indulged
They believe they are funny
And in for the money
Wallets then like their waists will be bulged...